32s
291772
Tot boy lifts up mannequin's dress in department store, says "look mommy, butt."
25s
338232
"U Don't Know Uvulas" Family looks at giant moose statue. Young girl touches moose's penis and says she's looking at the uvula (from back of the throat). On vacation. Kids say.
1m4s
92823
Tot brothers look aout the window at reindeer in the yard, then 1 boy farts and they both laugh. "You hear that reindeer? I'm pooping." Kids say. Christmas.
35s
337190
"Longing for Lipstick" Two little girls get bicycles for Christmas. One is really excited and the other says "I didn't want a bicycle, I wanted lipstick."
25s
98799
Brother and sister and mom play a prank on dad with plastic wrap across bedroom doorway. Dad walks into it and says "hey." Mom and kids laugh. Practical joke
44s
270160
kids walking outside & talking about poop say "there's all kind of shit around here."
23s
194698
Dad asks tot what a duck says. Boy farts in response.
52s
102135
Baby girl says "mama" when dad tries to get her to say "dada." Kids say, babies talking.
55s
1234330
A tot girl covers her eyes with a paper towel and says a magic word to make a bottle cap disappear but doesn't realize that when her eyes are covered, her dad takes away the bottle cap and brings it back each time.
4m10s
290290
Mom asks tot girl what they should have for dinner, girl says "How about cupcakes?" and shrugs her shoulders several times.
19s
165644
HEALTH TIP. Boy at tree says "If you ate all these blueberries, it will make you big & strong & make you POOP good"
1m2s
132620
3 young kids & big black dog jump up & down in the yard when water shoots into the air from a volcano sprinkler toy.
27s
318218
The man behind the camera explains to a little girl how to make a wish with a coin and a fountain outdoors. The girl says she wishes for a coin. Cute.
21s
196722
Tot boy (3 years) too excited about Christmas to go to the bathroom. He pees in his pajamas. Dad asks if he has to go ... Kid says "not anymore."
20s
284800
Little boy talks to his dad in the backyard. Tot girl interrupts and says that she pooped in her pants.
1m10s
102453
Children perform in a choir. Boy has "Silent Night" solo and misses a line, he turns to his dad playing guitar offstage and says "Daddy, start it over." Crowd laughs. Performance problems.
1m7s
247282
"The Cupcake Kid" Tot boy has two cupcakes, one with bites taken out of it and the other without. Tot offers his dad the cup cake with the bites missing. Dad says he'd rather have the one with no bites. Tot takes bite out of that cupcake and offers it to dad.
28s
455168
A young man cautiously stands on the surface of his frozen swimming pool. A girl's voice from offscreen describes the subject as "trying to walk over ice over a pool barefoot," The ice breaks and the man whimpers as he scrambles out of the freezing water. A voice from off camera says, "That's why you don't walk on ice, kids."
31s
171388
Pee Pee Girl. Says "I have to go to bathroom" and then,"I went". Kids say the darndest things.
35s
234796
Young boy tapes his dog to the porch so he can't run away.
56s
104665
Little boy says his ABCs. Man asks "Can you do them backwards?" and boy faces the other way and says them again.
15s
217460
Grandma with birthday hat on cheers along with girl. Woman says senior woman needs a better bra for jumping around. Cheerleading.
1m25s
246756
Christmas time. All the kids are in a group posing for a family picture. Woman hands every child a sign with one word on it. Young girl figures out what all the words say "We are all going to Disney World together" All the kids are surprised and start screaming. Surprise, good reaction
16s
170098
X-mas; Christmas tree falls on kids and one boy says. "who turned out the lights?"
50s
259378
Dad asks young girl "Where are you right now?" & girls says "Your Ami." Man replies "It's Miami" & girl repeats "Your ami." Summer vacation. Beach. Kids say.
1m11s
141896
Kids say: Kid with lipstick all over face says "What?" (like she doesn't see anything) when mom says look at yourself
3m28s
107057
"Breakable Boy" Woman & tot boy sit in the living room surrounded by toys. Boy tells woman she can't play with his toys because they're breakable. Kids say.
22s
1829046
Kids say: Bar Mitzvah congratulations - woman gives greetings, then boy takes mike and says, "you're stupid"
1m13s
222918
Santa asks little boy what he wants for Christmas & boy says "I already told you yesterday!"
48s
260968
Kids say: we "drink beer" to celebrate Thanksgiving
1m20s
259714
Young boy tries to pee into the gas tank of his toy car. Grandma / senior woman asks what he's doing, boy says he's "Filling up the gas." Kids say.
50s
317726
A little girl says she farted. She's told not to say that. She's told to say 'I passed gas.' She keeps saying 'I farted.'
31s
316608
A woman sets out cards on a living room floor and then tells a boy tot to flip one over. The little boy does a sommersault over them and the woman laughs.
1m48s
212860
Parents tell young boys that mom is pregnant. Tot says "You did it Dad!" & looks for baby in mom's mouth. Big news, surprise. Cute. (1323)
49s
173762
Kid says "I'm not afraid of the water" jumps in pool, gets scared.
25s
198398
Mom asks child to play guitar with 1 finger. Child holds up 1 finger and plays with other hand.
18s
292360
Dad (filming) asks tot girl why she wants to eat so much junk food. She says it's because she wants a big butt, "just like Mommy." Kids say.
10s
225474
4 kids stand on dock over lake & boy says they'll all jump in backwards. The littlest girl with a life jacket on falls into the water. Short tail.
13s
1052480
A group of kids wish their grandmother a happy birthday and the boy says they won't forget her when she's dead. Short tail
2m25s
299474
In a bedroom, a boy performs a pretend wedding ceremony for 2 dogs as several girls watch. When the boy says "You may kiss the bride," the dogs are brought together. They snarl and bite at each other. The kids laugh. Action 1:45 to end. Caucasian.
43s
233072
Tot boy smells another tot boy's diaper and says it is stinky, it smells, stinks
1m6s
190940
Tot boy in garage is playing with a lizard and the lizard bites his finger, kid screams and mom puts camera down saying "it's okay"
50s
256190
Very small baby boy says "hello" after parents keep trying to get him to say it. First words. Kids say.
47s
250910
mom tells boy with lollipop to give his sister a lick. Boy licks his girl's head. Mom says, no the sucker. Boy puts the lollipop in the girl's hair. Dumb kid.
33s
255686
Young boy opens a birthday present and says "You call this a present?" then throws the present on the floor.
1m9s
299681
Tot girl cries in living room because she wants dad to "get more beer," really just wants ring-pop from liquor store, dad calls her out on it. Caucasian.
45s
235970
"I Don't Want To Grow Up" Tot boys at kindergarten/preschool graduation are asked what they want to be when they grow up. One says vampire bat and One boy says "I don't want to grow up."
31s
138266
Kids say: Girl says "Jack Be Nimble" rhyme, and that she jumped over candlestick and "burned my butt!"
55s
143438
"I DON'T WANNA BE A GROWN-UP" Kids say: Kid cries "I don't want to be a grown up", he's scared of his loose tooth
59s
142668