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"Sympathetic Shark Boy" A tot boy wears a shark towel and tells his mom that he is just in a costume and she doesn't have to be afraid.
36s
104895
Little girl looks at her Christmas present and doesn't know what it is. Dad asks what it says on the box and girl says "Made in China." Kids say.
29s
96329
Little boy says hi to baby sister on the floor in front of him, then boy says "She has a big tummy just like you mom." Kids say.
22s
336008
2 brothers swim in a lake. 1 boy says "You can pee in this water and it will wash out." The other boy says "I'm peeing right now." Kids say.
30s
99063
Little girl in the back of the car with tot sister. little girl says she wants to drive. Man driving says "if i let you drive who is gonna work the pedals?" there is a quiet moment. then the tot girl in her carseat begins to raise her hand. She says "me" ever so cute.
22s
325242
Kids say: Bar Mitzvah congratulations - woman gives greetings, then boy takes mike and says, "you're stupid"
25s
228678
Tot boy finds out the new baby is going to be a girl and yells "God Darn it"
24s
225294
Tot girl in kitchen is asked by man "How does mommy stand?" Girl puffs out her stomach because mom is pregnant.
1m17s
174442
Boy gets mad racing his little brother in a puzzle game & quits. He yells "I hate having a good time."
33s
303622
3 kids are staring at a Christmas present, 1 girl says "It moved." The box moves and tips over and a puppy dog walks out. Surprise. Kids are excited.
29s
302124
Little boy dressed as drill instructor yells gibberish at little brother dressed as soldier in living room.
1m43s
115990
"I Dream of Cleanie" Tot girl with food / pasta sauce on her face really wants a bath, keeps repeating it to mom. "In the bath?" high chair
55s
249086
"Calorie Counting Kid" Young girl and her mother are looking into camera. Mom says that she looks awful. Girl says its just because she is fat. Girl says that if the mom exercises the fat will go away.
59s
178634
Tot boy tries to pee standing up but can't so he talks to his pee and says," Come out pee pee"
31s
102711
Man behind camera tells tot girl to say "Miami," she keeps saying "Your Ami." She finally gets it right. Kids say.
28s
95479
Tot boy talks to baby sister lying on the floor. Boy says the baby has a big tummy just like mom.
26s
137528
NO FUN SNOW BOY P.O.V. as dad and kid slide down hill. Dad asks kid if he had fun, kid says 'No'.
54s
100037
Mom drives open jeep with two little boys through a mud puddle. One boy says he hated it. All covered in mud
1m43s
289662
"Uranus or Mine" Tot girl reads astronomy book with mom on couch to learn planets, keeps saying "my anus" when mom says "Uranus." Kids say.
24s
293808
"Diabetes Dad" Three young girls eat ice cream bars at park. One brags that her dad has a gold tooth, other girl says her dad has diabetes. Kids say.
23s
96787
Man plays with 2 tot boys at the park and runs up the slide to chase them. Man hits his head & falls back down the slide. 1 kid says "get up." Playground.
33s
85677
Boy opens Christmas present and it's a baseball set. Boy reads the label and says "China made it and sent it to Santa." Kids say.
1m9s
143260
"YOU BAD" PRIEST Kids say - Tot tells priest who dipped him in water during baptism, "you bad"
57s
292234
"Grandma Greenbacks" Young boy holds up a dollar bill & says it's Grandma's dollar because it has her picture on it, thinking George Washington looks like her. The camera pans to Grandma.
32s
314164
A girl tot explains to the man behind the camera that she saw a large bug, but mispronounces the word cockroach.
40s
320008
"Little Scene Stealer" A little girl is trying to record a video for her dad by pool. Her tot sister starts babbling and little girl folds her arms and impatiently waits for her to finish. "When is she gonna stop?"
13s
314912
A three year old boy is brushing his teeth. Mom tells him to brush the back of his teeth and he starts brushing his back.
44s
168328
Butterfly Nose. Kid says butterfly gives him a headache. Used in CompuServe 9-95 (CS).
35s
96551
Tot boy gets spun around in an office chair by dad and kid falls out. Spinning, dizzy. Boy goes up to camera & says "got it!"
25s
97875
Tot girl sits on floor and plays with Easter Bunny toys. Dad farts loudly OC, girl says "daddy tooted"
54s
291944
"Rainbow Calling" Tot girl calls grandma when she sees a rainbow that looks like it ends at her garden. Young girl says that grandma has a pot of gold.
49s
177186
"Bathwater Blues" Young girl dunks head in bubble bath and baby girl in bath tub says she peed. . Kids say
54s
296540
Young girl's blows out candles on her cake. When asked what she wished for, she says "I wished for big boobies."
2m16s
103641
Tot girl won't say "Mommy," she only says "Daddy." Mom keeps trying to get her to say it. She'll say "Kitty" too. Kids say.
20s
83229
3 boys says Merry Christmas to the camera and the oldest boy says "Kiss my butt."
20s
306746
Mom (filming) asks tot daughter what she wants to be when she grows up. Tot says 'a cop.' Mom asks why, tot says 'because I like donuts!' Kids say.
1m47s
250880
"Pregnant Pause" Parents tell tot kids that mom is pregnant. boy says "please tell me it's a joke."
48s
271540
"Whiny The Poo" Boy dressed as Indian is uncomfortable singing. He stops and cries, "I need to go poo poo!" Living room.
2m19s
85011
Girl sings "Jingle Bells" in the car and brother corrects her lyrics. He covers his eyes in frustration. Sibling rivalry. Christmas.
1m13s
114364
Kids say: Bible reader says "on the 7th day, God was arrested"
53s
359013
"You Ate The Baby?" A woman is getting an ultra sound. Her four year old niece is there. The woman explains that they are taking pictures of the baby in her "tummy" and the girl exclaims "you ate the baby?!" at 0:32.
49s
297770
Boy scout's parents get award at ceremony but there's only one award, presenter woman says they'll have to fight over it, boy says "they do it everyday." Kids Say.
1m14s
746478
"Cough Drop Kid, Part 2" A tot boy tells his parents that he didn't ask Santa Claus for toys for Christmas because he only wanted cough drops. He opens a Christmas present and is happy to find a bag of cough drops. He jumps up and down and says "Just what I wanted!" repeatedly.
1m0s
216204
"Tuxedo Tot" Young boy speaks into microphone at wedding reception & says he looks cute in his tuxedo. Kids say.
52s
282641
Tot girl finds woman's breast enhancer inserts and she shows them to women on couch / sofa. Then they throw them up so that they stick to the ceiling.
23s
298458
In a kitchen, a young boy wearing a plastic construction worker helmet tries to hit a toy plastic baseball off a tee with a toy bat. The camera woman tells him to keep his eye on the ball. The boy takes the ball off the tee and holds it up to his eye. .
1m26s
298674
Girl dances, cheerleads on chair in bedroom, chair tips over and girl falls on floor hard, brother comes in and asks, "Are you unconscious?"
50s
298648
Tot boy on front of bike in kitchen says he's going to Dollar Store to get "lolipop, hot dog, soda, pizza," boy on back of bike says "a piece of what?!"
25s
820567
A little girl tot cries and says she doesn't want kids one day because they're so exhausting.
1m35s
500480
Three girls and two boys indoors gather around a Little Mermaid birthday cake while adults sing Happy Birthday. The boy in the red shirt says "I want her boobs" when the kids say which slice they want.
30s
321278
A two year old boy is asked if he would like a little brother or sister. He immediately says "How about a little dog?"
25s
139880
"I'VE BEEN BAD" X-mas girl says, "I got presents even though I've been bad" kids say
1m5s
216164
"Mama's Boy" Tot boy tells the camera how much he loves his mom & that he wishes she would forget dad and marry him.
38s
101791
Girl opens up a present - it's a Ken doll. She says "I need a man." Adults all laugh. Kids say.
21s
203642
Tot boy gets mad at Mom for calling him pretty. "I'm not pretty. I'm handsome!"
26s
197966
Tot boy says "What the hell is this?" when getting Easter present. Gift. Kids say.
1m3s
295022
"The Kumquat Kid" In a kitchen, a boy holds up a kumquat fruit and says "This is a kumquat. I love them." He eats it, makes a big sour face, shakes his arms, and says "way too sour." He gags and spits it out in the garbage.
1m13s
264870
Girl tries to kiss boy, who keeps saying "no kisses!" - kids say
21s
332444