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336472
Tot girl names what each picture is in a children's book. She looks at a picture of a nut and says it's a poop. Kids say.
1m5s
746472
"Cough Drop Kid, Part 1 "A woman asks her tot son what he wants for Christmas and he says "Just cough drops." She asks if he wants toys and he screams "No!" She asks what he's going to do if Santa Claus brings him toys and he says he'll throw them away and finds it strange that his mom would think he'd bring him toys.
36s
115476
Tot girl gets X-mas gift, looks annoyed, and then says, "I didn't ask for socks!" Christmas
34s
317294
A tot two year old girl runs outside and says 'get away from me. I'm farting.'
46s
256132
"Corn Cob Kid" Bride & groom say vows, everyone starts to giggle & priest stumbles over words. Camera pans to show young boy with an ear of corn between his legs, looks like a penis. Wedding ceremony, church.
56s
317162
A little boy can't pronounce the word 'thumb' when the man behind the camera holds his thumb up for him. A little girl laughs hard at the boy.
48s
115706
X-mas girl excited over the hanger, not the shirt, in her gift Christmas
1m8s
257140
Young girl sings "God Bless America" but she mixes up some lyrics. She sings "To the mountains, to the frosting" and she ends the song with a burp. Kids say.
19s
484504
A baby boy wants pizza rolls instead of a brother or sister.
45s
1829762
Little boy is surprised by his parents with a new Buzz Lightyear bed. He thinks the video camera is for him too.
1m16s
133900
4 kids jump on an exercise ball inside house. Boy says "action," another boy jumps from the couch to the ball and lands on his butt, falling off.
26s
141782
Kids jokes: Kid says "do you have holes in your underwear? Then how do you get your legs through?"
34s
320478
Tot girl says the days of the week are Saturday, Apartment, Root Beer, Spider Web, Winnie the Pooh, Jessie Mott, and PSR. She then waves goodbye and leaves.
3m42s
100817
Tot girl makes animal noises with mom (dog, cat, cow, horse, elephant, bird, giraffe, duck, lion). When asked what does Grandpa say, she makes a farting sound.
45s
307440
"Ungrateful Gift Getter" A little boy opens a gift on Christmas and gets socks and underwear and says he already has those. He's not happy and calls his gifts trash.
58s
315688
Twin little boys play with toy guns outdoors as the man behind the camera gives them direction. The boys freeze when they don't understand the word 'draw.' They do a drawing motion with their hands as if drawing a picture
32s
305540
A woman hears growling under her bed and says this is why she thinks kids are afraid of monsters under the bed. She reveals a dog under the bed with a flashlight that crawls away and then crawls back, looking like a monster. (no heads or tails)
38s
307130
A little boy tot tells his dad behind the camera that he will grow up to have a bigger 'pee pee' than him some day. The dad laughs but doesn't like the idea. kids say.
2m21s
1m28s
104175
Off-camera dad tries to make tot girl promise not to have any boyfriends until she's in her 20s. Girl says she only wants to look at them. Kids say. "I Just Wanna Look at Them"
21s
1829806
Tot boy wearing pajamas plays a game with his parents in front of the Christmas tree, then suddenly yells "Pee!" because he has to go to the bathroom.
15s
275557
Group of kids are leg wrestling. They say 1,2,3 than kick each other in the face. Christmas.
2m26s
109023
Young boy and Dad make a snowman, little boy puts two snowballs on the chest and says it looks like mommy.
1m28s
232836
Young boy on phone farts, tells person on the phone he "tooted". He sticks the phone to his butt and asks the person on the other end if they can smell it.
42s
112856
Tot girl says "hey!" every time woman throws a snowball at her.
31s
1219408
"Can't Cuss Kid" A tot boy does flash cards with his mom and when one of them says "As" he shakes his head and waves his hands as he says "I can't say that!" repeatedly because he thinks "As" is a bad word.
37s
1829790
Woman says there's a buffalo outside her window. Girl says "How much does the buffalo weigh? How much do you weigh, mom?"
16s
228698
During the kiss at a wedding ceremony ring bearer watches the couple kiss and makes gagging faces.
55s
274204
Tot boy picks up all his toys and puts them on the couch so the floor is clean.
1m8s
247174
Young boy opens Christmas present and says "Cool, its a thing" Cute kid. Excited for gift.
23s
105135
Group of kids pose in front of primate exhibit at the zoo. A Gorilla comes and bangs on the glass while the kids are taking the picture, they get scared. School trip.
1m44s
135290
Tot boy says "Obama," then man says 'No Obama" and then tot boy laughs.
20s
301906
A young boy is about to slide down a toy plastic slide into a backyard pool and a labradoodle dog keeps jumping back and forth over the slide. The boy says "Don't do that" to the dog. He slides down the slide and the dog jumps again, crashing into the boy hard as he slides into the water. Short heads. No tails.. Kids. Animals. Dogs.
1m7s
101541
Boy learns to ride bicycle, his mom helps him. Boy falls gently and says "Ow my weenie." They should make weenie pads now." Kids say.
1m32s
117226
"Baby Talk" Mom is ecstatic when baby is able to say "happy" . Excited. Kids say
49s
174004
Recital kids dressed as Indians step up to microphone, boy says he's thankful "for nothing." Thanksgiving.
49s
135350
Tot girl cries when her dad says McCain is going to be President because she wants Obama. Kids say.
56s
284170
Little girl lying on bed made a mask out of a slice of ham. She eats the ham off her face, saying she is "ham face girl" at "hamfacegirl.com". Mom laughs in background.
1m6s
100323
Girl holds cute puppy dog over toilet, trying to potty train it.
37s
333352
Woman says there's a buffalo outside her window. Girl says "How much does the buffalo weigh? How much do you weigh, mom?"
40s
102897
"Grade A Mess" Tot boy in a bike helmet inside the house counts the dozen eggs he broke on the carpet in the living room. Mom says "Who has to clean this up?" Boy points finger and says "YOU!" Mess.
42s
328764
A 3 year old girl says "Are you kidding, Santa" when she sees her advent calendar present.
23s
522378
A woman makes funny faces while struggling to pull a nylon stocking off of her face. A kid says she looks like a pig off screen, she pulls it off, and laughs.
45s
333576
Little boy is surprised by his parents with a new Buzz Lightyear bed. He thinks the video camera is for him too.
30s
101659
Little girl has fake phone conversation with Taylor Swift. Hands phone to mom & tells her to keep talking to Taylor while girl goes poop. Mom laughs & clip cuts out. No additional footage available. Kids say. Cute.
1m3s
310132
Two tot kids looking at a dead snake in the street. Mom films them and then acts scared for a second and the girl says 'Momma! You gave me a heart attack.
38s
174684
Dad shoots up kid's nose says, "Any boogers up there?"
1m24s
724656
A girl teaches younger kids how to fight like ninjas with a yard stick and accidentally hits a ceiling lamp and breaks it. A girl gasps and says "you shouldn't have done that!" Action starts at 1:05
28s
243656
Boy is asked if he's having fun on vacation. Says to dad "I'm not having fun because you always have that stupid camera." Boy gets up, hits camera lens. No tail.
17s
307588
A tot boy smells cheese that the camera man puts in front of his face in a grocery store. The boy says the cheese is gross and smells like 'Mommy's Feet.' kids say
23s
341977
"Mother's Day Message" 5 kids are lined up on a couch. They are going one by one and wishing mom a happy mother's day. The last girl has weird make up on her face and she just says "candle."
1m48s
499978
A brown puppy dog indoors wiggles under a blanket and under a door crack to get into a room. A man off camera says "Oh my God you gotta be kidding me. Again?!"
49s
1015096
A tot girl says to her dad that she likes boys repeatedly indoors.
2m22s
135366
Girl tells dad to vote for Obama, she says McCain will take the country in the wrong direction. When told that Grandpa is voting for McCain, she says that's not good, he didn't make the right choice. Kids say.
15s
814513
A teen girl cheers under a cieling fan and lamp indoors when she hits the chain of the lamp and the light flickers before the chain falls on the floor. She stops the video and says "Just kidding."
53s
316778
A little boy rides a bicycle around the dinner table and 'whistles' on command.
1m30s
91429
"Presidential Material" Little boy eating lunch recites famous quotes from various presidents, including Nixon's "I am not a crook." Kids say.
59s
103231
4 year old girl with pig tails stand against flat screen tv. She is doing a weather report and stops to go to potty, and announces it.
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138020
Kids fall off wooden horse after dad says "wave good bye" and they do
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