15s
344063
"Pint-Sized Pick-Up Artist" A tot boy tells his mom his toy car is for "Pickin up chicks" and asking them "how you doin?".
2m6s
292490
"Crying Camera Kid" Boy sleds & crashes, drops camera in snow. He cries to his sister that mom is going to kill him. Girl finds the camera, yells "Mommy's not going to kill you anymore."
16s
324902
A french bulldog dog tries to say "I love you" back to the woman behind the camera indoors. Short tail.
13s
654284
"Someone Needs a Nap" A tot girl cries at a table next to her brother indoors. He asks if she had a nap today and she says that she didn't. He says "Well, you need one."
1m20s
332322
Baby boy babbles, then mom says "I love you" and it sounds like baby says the same thing back to her
27s
1m6s
190970
Black dog wags tail for "yes" to question "are you hungry?" and keeps tail still to answer "no" when asked "wanna go outside?" Silly pet tricks.
19s
261102
Funny signs: tombstone reads, "I told you I was sick."
19s
165644
HEALTH TIP. Boy at tree says "If you ate all these blueberries, it will make you big & strong & make you POOP good"
59s
140732
"Honk If You Love Me" Outdoor wedding interrupted by boat horns, twice
1m21s
252974
Girl holds shovel of poop over little sister's head like she's going to drop it on her. Dad startles girls by saying "what are you doing?" Sibling rivalry. Caught in the act.
29s
170334
AA: Funny Signs. Warning: No trespassing unless you can cross the field in 9 seconds because the bull can do it in 10.
1m10s
222902
Small black dog leaps across the top of the stairs. All you see is dog flying through the air back & forth very fast. Dog is following laser pointer beam.
1m36s
640956
"Surprise Puppy Present" A little girl screams and cries thank you meeting her surprise new puppy dog when she comes home from school and the dog licks her face.
1m15s
250700
Man tries balancing 2 golf balls on top of each other, Man asks dog "have you ever seen this done?" Dog answers "Nope." Talking pet.
26s
177886
Mom asks baby Aren't you going to talk to us? Baby answers with huge fart.
48s
239324
A.A. Wedding Proposals Man cuts out "Will You Marry Me" in corn field. They fly over in plane
2m23s
243712
Boy narrates & tapes baby bird on the ground, it fell out of the nest. Boy picks up bird, videos it, screams & runs. Mother bird attacks boy off camera, you never see it or find out why boy screams.
28s
455168
A young man cautiously stands on the surface of his frozen swimming pool. A girl's voice from offscreen describes the subject as "trying to walk over ice over a pool barefoot," The ice breaks and the man whimpers as he scrambles out of the freezing water. A voice from off camera says, "That's why you don't walk on ice, kids."
1m18s
213708
Girl gets upset when little sister keeps interrupting her prayers. Mom says "you need to pray for some patience." Sibling rivalry.
2m28s
306362
During an outdoor wedding, a woman minister marries a bride woman and a groom man. She tells them 'You may now update your facebook status' as they are married. Action 1 minute to 2 minutes.
6s
92601
Teen boy chases a car and hits a stop sign. You hear a "bonk" sound as he falls. No tail.
1m30s
203082
Boy on trampoline leaks water, looks like he's peeing (540339A also plays when you play this clip)
48s
478110
Two young boys play with a toy rocket outdoors that you step on to launch. One boy with glasses steps on it and shoots the rocket in his face.
56s
104665
Little boy says his ABCs. Man asks "Can you do them backwards?" and boy faces the other way and says them again.
3m25s
251584
Teen boy gets fooled by fake lotto ticket. He is so happy he starts crying. Then he finds out its fake and says "You jerk"
57s
173650
Girls (via mirror) spell out "we love you bob" with their hair.
36s
191378
Two boys and a woman walk on rocks at edge of river - camera person says "if you fall we can send it to America's Funniest Home Videos" and seconds later a woman accidentally falls.
1m31s
1456146
A senior woman gives a woman a card and the woman says thank you for the 300 dollars and the woman says "I gave you 300 dollars?"
49s
335612
Three year old girl saying grace at table turns to camera and says "hey you have to do it, too."
48s
115794
"You Ran Over My Dad" Dad warns bike boy to watch out for car backing out of driveway - then that car hits dad! Boy says "you ran over my dad."
32s
243226
Dog keeps jumping up from behind wooden fence. All you see is the dog's head popping into view. Silly pet tricks. Outdoors, backyard.
32s
360219
A cardboard castle slides around a room on the floor. At :22 you can see that a baby is pushing it around from inside.
1m57s
210712
Woman scratches off fake lottery ticket and freaks out/gets really excited when she thinks she's won $10,000. Even after she reads the "you can claim prize at yo momma's house" she still thinks it's genuine. Everyone starts cracking up when she finally realizes it's a fake. Five dogs keep running in and out of the room as this is going on. Weird. Lotto prank. Practical joke.
50s
259378
Dad asks young girl "Where are you right now?" & girls says "Your Ami." Man replies "It's Miami" & girl repeats "Your ami." Summer vacation. Beach. Kids say.
1m8s
241460
Cat meowing while getting a bath in the sink. It sounds like the cat is talking, owner thinks it's "I love you." Funny sound. Silly pet tricks.
49s
135224
Small dog jumps repeatedly, you can only see the dog's head as she jumps above the bed.
28s
99787
Peacock at zoo stands on a railing. Man says "he won't hurt you" as it pecks at senior woman's head. Crowned crane.
1m13s
222918
Santa asks little boy what he wants for Christmas & boy says "I already told you yesterday!"
24s
201164
AA -- You do the Intro : Man in costume makes it look like he's a baby being carried by old woman, pulls up in a car, gets out and says, "and now here's the baby clips." 4 takes
1m48s
212860
Parents tell young boys that mom is pregnant. Tot says "You did it Dad!" & looks for baby in mom's mouth. Big news, surprise. Cute. (1323)
5m3s
241756
"Frog In Your Throat" Baby boy picks up tiny frog from carpet, tries to eat it. Mom has to pull frog out, she squeezes boy's cheeks together to force frog out. Mom drops camera, but you still hear her talking. Indoors, gross
30s
139190
As graduation speaker says, "the world awaits you", a cardboard globe drops to the stage.
1m32s
204818
"Santa Claustrophobic" Tot girl is scared of Santa Claus and says, "I don't want any presents, thank you." Christmas.
51s
260456
Chihuahua dog makes weird high pitched noises when woman asks "What do you want?" Talking pet.
44s
251986
Tot girl tries to say "I'm stuck" but says "I suck" instead. Dad teaches her the right way to say it, girl says "you suck" back to man.
2m25s
299474
In a bedroom, a boy performs a pretend wedding ceremony for 2 dogs as several girls watch. When the boy says "You may kiss the bride," the dogs are brought together. They snarl and bite at each other. The kids laugh. Action 1:45 to end. Caucasian.
35s
136044
Woman makes breakfast & gets scared by her son sneaking up on her with the camera. Woman says "you scared the heck out of me." Practical joke.
33s
255686
Young boy opens a birthday present and says "You call this a present?" then throws the present on the floor.
9s
102247
Man leaning back on a recliner chair is sleeping, he gets a surprise wake up from an air horn and says "Goddamn you!"
27s
335650
Llama spits at woman while she feeds it carrots. Woman backs away, you can see the spit.
1m9s
252150
Woman gets ornament for Christmas present & shows it to camera. O/C you hear a gasp & sound of ornament breaking. Cuts to broken ornament on the floor. Gift, Holiday.
2m5s
254858
Man arrives in his truck for a surprise birthday party at the park. Man crashes his car into the car next to him. Young boy comes up & says "you should learn how to drive." Bonehead.
59s
142668