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A tot boy tells a woman he does not want to get married and have a wife. He says "no I'm not marrying a girl!" She asks what he will do instead, and he says "I'm just gonna marry you!"
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A tot girl holds a broken baby doll in pieces, and says it broke when she tried to put it down. Her mom asks "you tried to set it down and every single one of its limbs broke off," and she says yes.
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A young boy argues that he should only consume, "five," bites of steak. A woman says, "no, you're doing ten." The young boy says, "no that's all of it." The woman repeats, "you need to do ten bites." The young boy suggests, "eleven?" The woman says, "okay, you can do eleven." The young boy begins to eat.
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A tot boy in a living room holds a stack of foam letters in his hands. His mom asks "are you ready to mail your letter to Santa?" and he nods his head. She explains to the camera that he thought he meant his alphabet mat letters, not his envelope.
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A man teaches a young girl how to film a selfie video on her iPad in the living room, and she says "I really love you." When the man says "I love you too," the young girl says "I was talking to the iPad."
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A tot girl sings "I wish you a merry Christmas," but stops mid-song and says "I don't want to do this."
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"Can't Wait for a Play Date" A young boy rings his neighbor's doorbell and asks "do you guys have any kids yet?" on a front porch. Security camera footage.
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A woman says "you are very sleepy" to a pit bull dog in a living room, and the dog turns around to stare at her.
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A woman asks a tot boy for space, then he gets up and she says she was kidding. He says "bro, I don't know what you want from a man" in a bedroom.
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A woman says "how am I gonna stop you from barking in the back yard," to her Rottweiler dog, and the dog hits a button that says "put me in the front yard!"
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A woman tells her Chihuahua dog to say "I love you," and the dog makes a strange noise that sounds like she says it.
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"Car Seat Hide and Seek" Two tot boys in car seats in the back of a car play Hide-and-seek and count and then say, "Found you!" as they look back at each other.
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A man and a woman each hold one of a young boy's hands on a patio, then pretend that they can pass a sip of water through him, and the young boy screams and says "how did you do that?"
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A tot boy cries. He shows wrinkles on his hands. A woman asks "why are you crying?" He says "because I don't want to get old."
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A tot girl jumps on a pile of cheese balls on a trampoline, and her mom says "that's not what I meant when I said you could have a snack on the trampoline."
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A woman tickles a baby boy and he laughs hysterically. She says "say I love you" and he says it back to her in a bedroom.
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A man tells a tot girl in a hardware store "you've got to keep your head up when you're walking, you don't want to run into anything," then he walks into a window.
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"Independent Little Lady" A tot girl tells her mom about a boy who tried to kiss her, and she says "I said no, only my parents do that." She then says "I'll tell you the truth, he's trying to like marry me here" and says she will not get married when she grows up and does not need a boy to take care of her.
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A woman on a toilet asks a tot girl if she can close the door and she says "yeah". Her mom says "you gotta go though" and the girl says "why?" in a bathroom.
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A man makes an announcement to be careful of wasp's nests in the ground when you mow your lawn. Then the next clip shows the man with a swollen face and he explains that he was stung when he mowed his lawn.
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A woman takes a selfie video of herself as she rides a hoverboard, then she says "I'm gonna go faster, you don't think I can do it huh?" and falls on a street.
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A man opens a champagne bottle and it explodes onto a senior woman's backside in the kitchen. She yells, "Stephen, you bum, you got me!" and the family laughs.
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A woman asks a dog if he's in the rain and when he stands up on the patio you can see the dry outline of his body, including his tail and paws, on the wet wood.
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A young girl gets her hair stuck in a window well in the backyard. She yells for help, but her dad says "can't you just push up on it," so she does and breaks free.
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A tot boy hides behind a dining room table and his mom asks him, "are you pooping" and the boy responds, "yeah" then he looks out from behind the chair and raises his eyebrows.
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A tot boy sits in the car and tells his mother that he doesn't want her to walk into school with him. She tells him she'll be sad, and the boy furrows his brow then says "awe fine, you can go in with me. Fine, I guess".
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A woman screams and says "I'm so scared of you" as she feeds a Buffalo and its tongue wiggles around at a drive through safari park.
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A tot boy tosses a ball to his dad, and he hits it far away and tells his boy to go get it. The boy says "no you go get it."
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Two young boys does the Running Water Prank on his dad, and he comes in and rolls his eyes and says "you think you're both really funny."
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A man uproots a tree in a yard and plants it in a different part of the yard. At 2:25 he says "That's how you do it" and he walks away and the tree tips and falls over.
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A man asks a dog if it wants treats and it stands up against a pen. The man says "how about, why did you pee on my floor?" and it walks inside of a crate in a living room.
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A woman holds onto a young girl as she rides her bicycle and lets go of her, and the tot girl screams "daddy, this is for you" and then crashes into a van.
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Two young girls unwrap a large box of dolls in the living room on Christmas, then one of them asks, "How much money did you waste on this?"
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A man woman stumbles and falls over a chair, and a man does not react and says "you okay down there?" They then argue about whether or not she is drunk. Security footage.
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A woman tells her young boy and girl she traded in her old dog for a new puppy in the front yard. The boy starts to cry then looks at the dog and says "wait a second, you gave him a new haircut."
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A man and woman find half of a cake on the kitchen floor, and they find their tot boy under the table with cake all over his face and hands. They ask him "what are you eating," and he says "nothing."
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A senior man and a senior woman take their wedding vows at the altar, and when the officiant man says "If anything but death separates you and me" the groom's cellphone rings. The groom takes the phone out of his pocket and throws it on the floor as it continues to ring. The officiant picks up the phone and turns off the volume then says "It's Dustin...if he calls back I'll answer and say we're in a wedding."
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A tiktok of a tot boy who does the toddler temptation challenge in the house. He says "don't touch the candy, you got this Cayson" to himself as he waits.
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A man uses an ice maker and his boxer puppy dog immediately slides into the kitchen followed by another Boxer dog. He feeds the dogs ice and says "that's how you get our Boxer's attention."
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Two women rock back on desk chairs, then one girl says "wait, how do you not fall out of it?" and falls backwards in a dorm room.
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An English Bulldog dog chews on food on a couch in a living room. A woman asks "what are you eating?" and it instantly closes its mouth.
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A woman tells a man she's pregnant as they play Speak Out at the kitchen table. She reads cards that say "There's a baby in my belly" and "You're going to be a dad" as the man continues to play the game unaffected. She asks "How far long do you think I am" and the man then asks "are you pregnant" repeatedly, then hugs her and says "I'm gonna be a dad".
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A Yorkie dog paws at a dog statue in the house house and barks at it when a woman says "he won't play with you?"
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A young girl rides a roller coaster with her dad in an amusement park. At :45, he says "I'm here with you, you're fine" and she screams "no I'm not!".
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A woman tries to teach a tot boy to say "I love you" but a dog groans back to her instead.
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Two tot argue about who is "second" in the living room. His mother asks one of the boys if "he's second then what are you?" and the boy says "angry".
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A young boy at a kitchen table asks the man with the camera what lying means and the man explains it and the young boy says "Are you talking about wying?"
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The woman behind the camera says "what did you do" to her tot son while he holds out a large block of cheese with some bites taken out of it in the kitchen. The boy says "I'm sorry, mom, I'm your best friend."
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Children cry behind two different doors inside of the house, and a woman asks a man "alright which one do you want to take, left or right?".
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A blind-folded senior woman repeatedly hits a bird feeder when she aims for a piñata in a park. A woman says "you look like a blind shepherd", and her family yells that it's not the piñata.
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A woman says she will scare her husband, and then he comes home and she pops out and screams. The man falls down the staircase and she says "oh shit, are you okay?"
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A tot girl hides behind a pole in the garage, and her mother asks where she is. The girl comes out from behind the pole, and her mother says "there you are".
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A tot boy plays with kinetic sand at a small table while his mother sneaks up behind him with the camera, then she yells "What are you doing" and he screams.
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A woman plays hide and go seek with her tot boy in the house. The boy walks out from behind an easel and says "before you look for me I'm gonna tell you something. Don't look behind here because I don't want you to find me behind here".
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A young girl tells her dad that a boy in her class wants to marry her, and he says "you tell him that he has to ask me first, and I have a tractor and lots of ways to make him disappear."
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A young boy smiles after he loses his first tooth, and she says "you promised you would not grow up anymore" and he says "that's what life is sometimes." She asks him how he feels and he says "I feel like a man."
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A woman tells a dog that she loves him and the dog barks back.
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A woman opens the shower curtain on a young boy and says "What are you doing??" he jumps and screams.
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