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Man with a scary mask on scares old woman, creeps up on her from behind. Woman is balancing her check book at a table & says "I don't have time for this."
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Parents tell young boys that mom is pregnant. Tot says "You did it Dad!" & looks for baby in mom's mouth. Big news, surprise. Cute. (1323)
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Kid says "I'm not afraid of the water" jumps in pool, gets scared.
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Girl at petting zoo/farm tries to feed goats but they attack her. She says,"I HATE that goat"
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USE REDUB ON Q-03. Dog says "I love my mama" 2x. (low audio)
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As graduation speaker says, "the world awaits you", a cardboard globe drops to the stage.
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A little girl plugs her ears and says "do not quit your day job" to her bagpipe playing brother.
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Boy says "I feel sick" when asked how he feels about baby sister's birth.
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Teen girl runs into wall with yoga ball. She bounces back and onto her bed. She does it again and hits her head on the bed side table. She says she is imitating Jackass
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A dog barks at a man's hand when the man says that he has the dog's nose and calms down when the man puts his nose back.
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Man slaps his forehead right after he says his wedding vows. A fly landed on his face. Priest & bride laugh.
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Mom finds tot boy sitting all the way in the toilet. He says he's taking a bath. Bathroom.
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P/V Guy served dinner says "I Hate Pork", dinner is a talking pig who contradicts him
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Young girl and younger sister throw Frisbee in back yard. 1 says "not so hard!" but the other has already thrown it, which hits her in the head hard; she falls down and screams "I said not so hard!"
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Minister at wedding ceremony in church leads the groom through vows. Priest means to say "in your heart," instead he says "in your fart." Professionally filmed from multiple angles & edited. CLIP IS OUT OF SYNC.
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Mom asks tot boy how old he is. He says two. She asks him what he is going to be on his next birthday and he says, very seriously, "A duck." Mom laughs
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Mom asks child to play guitar with 1 finger. Child holds up 1 finger and plays with other hand.
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A tot boy looks at his Batman birthday cake and when his dad pretends to touch it, he repeatedly says "don't touch" in their kitchen.
2m52s
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Teen boy cries and complains on ride home from getting wisdom teeth pulled. Says that he's a baby for crying, that he's sick and tired of people telling him what to do, that he doesn't do drugs, etc. (long for edit)
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Drunk man falls over trying to tie up boat. Then says "I gotta take a piss."
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A young girl tells an Orangutan at the zoo to say cheese. The girl poses next to the glass, the orangutan opens his mouth and bares his teeth as if to eat the girl. The girl jumps back. Her parents laugh.
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During a wedding reception, best man stands to give his toast / speech and says, " I had a speech all prepared but I'll save it for your next wedding"
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A boy tot runs into a fence outdoors after the man behind the camera says ready set go.
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A man with dreadlocks swings on a vine over a lake after saying, "The worse that could happen is I get my feet wet." The vine breaks and he falls in.
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Little girl talking says "bye bye" to camera as it pans over to little sister to have her say "bye" too and she's got her finger in her nose *little tail room*
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Dad (filming) asks tot girl why she wants to eat so much junk food. She says it's because she wants a big butt, "just like Mommy." Kids say.
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4 kids stand on dock over lake & boy says they'll all jump in backwards. The littlest girl with a life jacket on falls into the water. Short tail.
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A group of kids wish their grandmother a happy birthday and the boy says they won't forget her when she's dead. Short tail
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Young girl eating her toenails says she is eating breakfast. Gross
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"Santa Claustrophobic" Tot girl is scared of Santa Claus and says, "I don't want any presents, thank you." Christmas.
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"Squirrelly Man" Teen boy films a squirrel while feeding it. Squirrel gets closer & closer, boy says "don't bite me." Then boy screams when squirrel jumps onto his arm. Scared.
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GRADUATION SPEAKER SLIP-UP Graduation commencement. Principal says "the class with the most SEX" instead of Success.
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Newborn baby boy makes a sad face when mom says "bath" and gets a big smile when dad says "naked."
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Boy playing in a field picks up a piece of poop and says, "Look, a special rock!"
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Tot girl tries to say "I'm stuck" but says "I suck" instead. Dad teaches her the right way to say it, girl says "you suck" back to man.
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In a bedroom, a boy performs a pretend wedding ceremony for 2 dogs as several girls watch. When the boy says "You may kiss the bride," the dogs are brought together. They snarl and bite at each other. The kids laugh. Action 1:45 to end. Caucasian.
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Snoring drunk man asleep/passed out in deck chair by pool makes weird scream/ moaning noise when friend shakes his shoulder and says "shark's gonna getcha." . Scares/pranks. Cussing.
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Tot boy smells another tot boy's diaper and says it is stinky, it smells, stinks
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Baby boy lays on white towel & says "Hi" very clearly when woman off-camera says "Hi" to him. Babies talking.
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Woman makes breakfast & gets scared by her son sneaking up on her with the camera. Woman says "you scared the heck out of me." Practical joke.
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A little boy sits in a car seat in the back of a car and his aunt asks him what he wants to name his new baby sister and he says "chicken nugget cheeto french fry." Then she asks what he would name the baby if it was a boy and he says "ka-ka."
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Backwards trained wiener dog - owner says "run" and "go" and "get outta here" and dog stands there, owner yells "stay" and dog takes off running
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2 young boys in sunglasses one with scarf one with a kazoo says sings Jazz version of Twinkle Twinkle
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Man puts his hand in the water to feed fish after asking "Do the fish have teeth?" Camera cuts to man's finger bandaged & bloody. He says "That's what I get for trusting my little brother." Sibling rivalry.
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Dad puts baby girl against a wall like she's being arrested & pats her down like a police officer. Says she is being arrested for cuteness and is going to jail.
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Tot boy in garage is playing with a lizard and the lizard bites his finger, kid screams and mom puts camera down saying "it's okay"
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Very small baby boy says "hello" after parents keep trying to get him to say it. First words. Kids say.
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"Potty Mouth Putter" Tot told to play golf like daddy, throws club, says ""Dammit"!"
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Teen girl tapes herself in the bathroom. Checking out her outfit, she stands on toilet and slips and falls. When she gets up she says "that is urine."
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mom tells boy with lollipop to give his sister a lick. Boy licks his girl's head. Mom says, no the sucker. Boy puts the lollipop in the girl's hair. Dumb kid.
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Tot girl is afraid of frog that woman is holding. Girl screams and cries, says to put him outside. Woman says to kiss the frog goodbye & tot gives frog a big kiss, but won't hold him.
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Young boy opens a birthday present and says "You call this a present?" then throws the present on the floor.
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Tot girl eats bitter herbs and makes her gag. She says I no like it and she makes a horrible face.
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A senior man and woman receive a stack of ornaments from their son and his wife. At 1:35 the woman finds one that says "grandma and grandpa" and screams "HOLY SHIT" as she realizes she's going to be a grandma.
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Boy and girl slap each other, girl casually says "sorry" by patting the boy on the head when she walks by
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Young boy opens a Christmas present & says "What the hell is this?" Dad covers boys mouth & tells him not to say those words.
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Groom bursts into laughter when priest says "be faithful" during vows
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A girl is playing doctor at home and says she is going to take her father's "Butt pressure".
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