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"Jersey Shortie" Little boy cries in his car seat because "he can't be the Governor of New Jersey" because he's too small. Kids say.
1m40s
66187
A woman sits in a homemade small plastic boat in a lake and the boat breaks apart and she says that she forgot to glue parts of it together.
12s
23754
Dog has a whole slice of pizza on its head. Man says "Stay..." and when he commands the dog to "get it," dog flips pizza up and eats it. Silly pet tricks.
30s
12565
Christmas Dork-Orations - Man jumps off the roof of his house and falls onto the patio. Man says his dad can put up his own damn lights and falls again.
1m2s
3782545
A man shows a young girl and a young boy how to crack a hard boiled egg on their forehead in a dining-room. The boy does it and a raw egg splatters on his face. He says "too hard" and laughs.
38s
3162338
A man asks a tot girl "Should I ask mommy a question" and the girl says "No". The man then proposes to the woman as the tot girl walks in front of the camera and records herself while the woman accepts proposal behind her at the beach.
1m43s
3886882
A young boy and a young girl unwrap a blue teddy bear for a gender reveal in a living room, then a man and woman ask them what it is, and they yell "a bear." Then they ask the young boy and young girl what that means their baby sibling will be, and they say "blue." When they tell the young boy and young girl that their new sibling is a boy, the young boy says that he won.
21s
4126925
A teen girl rides an electric scooter outdoors directly into the young woman behind the camera. They both crash to the ground. The young woman says, "This is the second time you've ran into me with a bike!"
36s
4121472
A woman tells a tot girl in the living room that she has a spider on her pants. The tot girl screams, cries and shakes her legs. She asks the woman to get the spider off of her leg. The woman pushes in on the tot girl's pants to reveal that the pants have spider prints on them. The woman says, "They're Halloween pants. It was a joke. Was it a bad joke?" The tot girl says, "Oh... It made me cry."
45s
4112031
A tot boy stands in front of a washer in a room in the house and screams. A woman offscreen says she has the bra. At the end, she gives him the bra and he stops, puts it on his head, and walks away.
27s
1064218
A tot boy looks up close at a turkey before the turkey flaps its wings and scares him. The boy screams as the turkey continues to follow him while his dad pulls him away. The mom admonishes the turkey and says "I will eat you!"
36s
4129656
A tot boy uses a knife to cut carrots into different sizes at home. Then he holds up each one and says "this is the mommy one, and this is the daddy one, and this is the baby one, and this is the sissy one." A woman asks the tot boy if the carrots will go into their pot roast, and the tot boy says "no, this is family, I can't put family in the pot roast."
17s
4121000
On a safari, an ostrich steals a man's phone from the car and the man gets out and says "Give my phone back, bro," and later curses.
13s
4131460
A woman says, "Mamamama". A baby next to her says, "Dadadadada."
23s
3869581
A tot girl pulls plastic eggs out of her Easter basket in the back-yard and counts them. She gets to "eleven" and then skips to "thirteen." She repeats those two numbers several times and says she has thirteen eggs.
16s
3810680
A tot boy in a dinosaur costume runs in a kitchen, then a man in a dinosaur costume yells and scares him. The boy starts to cry and the man asks the tot boy if he wants to go scare his brother. The boy says "yeah."
19s
3767478
A man says that his white Husky dog was dirty when he came into the house from the yard. He then turns the camera to show a Golden Retriever dog, smiling and lying in a large hole in the yard.
21s
4032997
A man sits on the toilet in a bathroom, and a cat sits on his shoulder. He says that he cannot go to the bathroom without the cat, then shows that a second cat also followed him into the bathroom and sat in his underwear.
25s
4086964
The woman with the camera looks through the peephole on the front door and sees her dog on the front steps. She says the dog caught an iguana and opens the door. The dog stands at in front of her with the iguana in its mouth.
2m16s
3768353
A talking parrot sits on a stool and tattles to a woman on another bird, saying, "the other bird is the problem."
32s
3239302
A tot boy and girl make a mess with flour and sugar in the kitchen. The woman with the camera asks what they are doing and the girl says "making a mess." The kids continue to play in the mess while the woman says their dad just bought all that.
1m14s
3143531
A man snores beside his phone as his son on the other line tells him a long story. At 1:09, his son asks "are you still there?" and the man wakes up and says "yep" in a bedroom.
16s
4010851
A woman tells a tot boy to look out the window at snow in the yard, and the tot boy says "maybe the clouds puked."
22s
3807634
A woman in a forest says "gobble gobble gobble" to a group of wild turkeys and they gobble back to her.
41s
3828911
In a bedroom, a dog sits upright wearing a cone-of-shame as a woman says, "it won't be forever." The dog glares at her.
28s
3963378
A man tells a tot boy in a car that he can only spend ten minutes at the playground. The tot boy says that he wants to spend nine minutes there, and they argue it down until the tot boy says that he only wants to spend four minutes there. The man asks him if he is sure that he does not want to play for ten minutes.
11s
3766626
A young girl opens an Easter egg in a backyard. There is a one-dollar bill in it and she makes a confused face. She says it should have been a twenty .
28s
3701945
A sassy tot girl stands at a kitchen counter and takes selfies on a toy phone before she says, "I'm just posting these to my boyfriend."
2m5s
3865769
"Pranked Papa Payback" A teen girl holds a cup of water up to the ceiling with a broom handle then asks her dad to hold it. Then she leaves and he says he knows this trick and successfully catches the cup of water without it spilling. He throws the water at his daughter.
15s
3760624
A baby girl balances a broom on its end in the kitchen. Her mom laughs and says "My baby's a witch."
1m20s
3985461
A man in a car tells a tot girl, "I'm not talking to you." A tot girl says, "I'm not talking to you." This goes back and forth. The tot says, "I'm not talking to mom either." It finally ends with the tot when she says, "Let's stop talking."
15s
3916733
A tot girl blows on a harmonica and a man says "move it back and forth." She steps sideways in the living-room.
8s
3937193
A tot boy holds a popsicle and man says that it's a nice popsicle and asks him to give his baby brother a lick. The boy then licks the younger boy's head.
28s
3833604
A young girl chases a cow out of her backyard but the cow runs through her swing set, knocking it down. The girl says, "I didn't want that to happen."
38s
3886722
On a patio, a woman says "hi" to a Shih Tzu dog and she asks the dog if he likes her while she pets him. The dog shows her his teeth.
1m3s
3861554
A woman approaches a teen boy whom she believes to be a trespasser at her lake. As she gets closer, the teen says he's there to see his grandma and she responds, "Well this isn't your grandma's house." She then gets closer and realizes it's her grandson whom she has not seen in nearly ten years. They embrace and hug.
9s
3743606
A group of kids jump up on a trampoline in a yard while they spell a word. When a man shouts the last letter and jumps on the trampoline, the trampoline breaks and they all fall through.
20s
3872399
A man says a series of words to a small dog who is asleep in a living room. She does not react at all but then jumps out of her bed and runs when he says the word "squirrel."
39s
3854132
In a living room, a woman asks a dog if he wants a hair cut as he stands and snarls each time she says the word "clippers."
10s
3942436
A woman looks up and says "hello" repeatedly in a yard, and a hound dog also barks what sounds like "hello."
31s
3977336
Security footage of a man who falls down the porch steps and says Ow at the end.
3m18s
3825893
A teen girl bandaged from surgery says she looks like a marshmallow and cries. She says "what if somebody makes me a s'more.".
55s
4047435
A man with a fresh shave waits in the living room. A tot boy walks in and says, "who are you?" The man says that he is his dad, and he looks different because he shaved his beard. The tot boy asks follow-up questions and finally says, "you look like the mail man now."
17s
3972291
A tot boy in a car says, "Happy Anniversary, we don't love you." Another boy looks at him and asks, "We don't?"
44s
4025068
A young girl and a woman help a tot girl open a birthday gift. When it is revealed to be a stuffed animal, the woman asks if the tot girl likes it. The tot girl says "no" and tosses the gift on the floor of the living room.
20s
3993805
A tot girl tells a woman that a tree trunk is shaped like a "butt crack...mama's butt crack." kids say.
13s
3992504
A woman gasps next to a dachshund dog who sleeps in a living room, and the dog sits up and stares at her. The woman says "sorry, false alarm." Gasp At Your Dog Challenge
26s
3975346
A young boy cries because he wants to keep the kitten cat he holds. A woman wants to put the cat in the basement. The woman asks the boy what he named her. The boy says, "It's not a boy or a girl. We don't know yet. We never even looked at the butt crack."
1m58s
3995060
"His Mudder's Butter Joke" A teen boy under anesthesia says his lips are numb and laughs in a dentist office. Then the woman tells a joke about butter and the teen laughs very loudly and explains why the joke is funny. Then he says, "We need some of this at home, mom."
9s
3999435
A dog on a beach pees on a sign that says dogs must be on a leash.
1m42s
4006335
"Befuddled by the Buckle" A senior woman says that she is stuck in her seatbelt in the car and has tried many different methods to press on it, but she presses on the wrong side of the seatbelt. The woman behind the camera asks her what hand she used to buckle the belt, then the senior woman finds the seatbelt button with her other hand. She frowns, laughs, and says "well, that's really stupid."
17s
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A man sits at the top of the stairs. At the bottom of the stairs there is a cup that sits on top of a Roomba vacuum that slowly revolves. The man throws ping pong balls towards the cup. He says if he gets one in, he will make one-million followers. He throws a couple of balls and misses. Then he gets one in, and he immediately slides down the stairs on his bottom while a bunch of ping pong balls fly out of the box.
22s
3920803
A tot girl recites the Pledge of Allegiance in a kitchen, but she says "one nation, under dogs, for the witches."
1m53s
4091110
"Daddy-Daughter Diesel Prank" A teen girl prank calls her dad while in the car. She tells him that she got the new, "Christmas edition gas from the green nozzle" and now her car is broken. The man yells at her and says that is diesel. They go back and forth, and he gets progressively angrier. Practical joke.
12s
3896592
A man in a car has a young boy repeat a series of lines. When they say "I'm getting a shot" the boys face changes and he says "A shot?" and the man says "yes" and the boy screams "no!" and covers his eyes.
17s
3930542
A tot girl dressed as an angel in a Christmas play yells "Finally, it's over!" after the chorus finishes their last note. The audience laughs. Kids say.
35s
3899490
A tot girl cries in her car seat and says her sunglasses are at home. A man tells her to check the top of her head. She puts the sunglasses on. The man asks if she is silly and she agrees and laughs.
16s
3957731
"Beautiful Baby Brows" A tot boy draws on a baby boy's eyebrows and head with an orange marker in a living room. A woman asks the tot boy why he did it, and the boy answers "because he didn't have no hair."
19s
3959631
A tot boy opens a box. There is cash inside and the boy says "Money!" as he lifts up the bills to show the camera. When prompted he says "thank you."
17s
4134535