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A man runs away from a sheep that butts him while a woman laughs in the road.
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A young boy looks at a pelican on a pier. A woman holds a fish out for the pelican. A young girl in the background says how the pelicans can attack humans. At that very moment, the pelican turns his beak and snaps at the boy. Featured talent cleared only (young boy and bearded man taking photographs).
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A teen girl screams and cries and says her tongue fell out but it is just a bloody piece of gauze and a woman tries to tell her but she is loopy from dental surgery in the car. In another clip the girl thinks the woman is part of a secret cult of people that reattach tongues.
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A young girl runs downstairs and trips and falls and lands on top of her head then falls flat her back. Her mother asks if she is ok and the young girl says yes and laughs.
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A teen boy and teen girl are on a slingshot ride and the girl gives the peace sign and says "deuces," and then the ride tils back and the girl says "hold my hand," and the boy says "no," and the ride slings up and the girl passes out for a moment and the boy says "that's awesome," and the girl passes out again and her arms go everywhere and then the girl wakes up and screams for a moment and then passes out again and then the girl wakes up and says "I'm not doing that again!"
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A dog stands on the dining table in the dining room and refuses to get down while the woman with the camera tells it to get down. She says "dad's home" and the dog jumps down.
4436558
A man and a young boy ride a roller coaster together. The son says, "Aw hell naw," at the top. He then calls the dad a liar as he goes through a loop. Featured talent cleared only (the man and his son).
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A woman shows off her purchase of a shirt in the kitchen. She shows how tiny it is and says maybe it could be a scarf. She throws the shirt around her and runs into the microwave.
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A man lays in a hammock in the basement and a pole rips away from the wall and he falls and a woman on the steps stomps her foot and says "what did I just say!". Security footage.
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A teen girl attempts to show off the heels she wants to wear with her formal dress but she loses her balance as she tries to kick them up for the camera. She then says, "OK, maybe I'm not going to wear these."
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A woman makes popcorn on a stovetop in a kitchen and talks about how the popcorn was a gift from a friend, then she shows that her Shih Tzu dog watches her. Then she screams and says that it pops out of the pan, and she shows popcorn on fire on top of the stovetop.
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A teen girl in a dress practices karate moves with nunchucks and she slips and falls in the school hallway and laughs and says "that's the dumbest thing I've ever done".
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A woman outside warms her hands next to a fire. Someone throws sparklers into the fire which causes it to grow. The woman runs away and says, "What's wrong with you?"
4090458
A woman hands a senior man and a senior woman sweatshirts in the living room that subtly say she is pregnant. The senior woman understands quickly and hugs the woman. The senior man has no idea what the sweatshirt means. Everyone in the room tries to explain it to him. Eventually he understands and hugs the woman.
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A woman in the living room demonstrates how to skip. A man says, "That's not how you skip, you need more room!" The husband tries to skip but he hits his head against a lightbulb and breaks it.
4087802
A woman dances to a rap version of "Simon Says" while she stands on a mat in a living room, then the mat slides out from under her feet, and she falls.
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A man in the kitchen wears a cup on his head and says, "I trust my daughter." A young girl tries to hit the cup off the dad's head with a belt but misses and hits him the face.
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An elderly man walks down some stairs while his dog leads on a leash but wipes-out and falls onto the ground when the dog takes off quickly. He rolls around and struggles to get back up and says "shit." Security footage.
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A seagull sits on a car as the car drives down the read. A woman in the car says, "we already left the beach."
3701243
A man holds a baby boy. He says "do hand sanitizer." The baby wipes his hands back and forth.
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A man pushes a large box over to recycle bins on a driveway, then takes part of it off to put in the bin. He climbs all the way into the large box, then falls and says "I'm okay." Security footage.
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A young boy is pushing his young brother on a toy rocket ship and says "blast off" before pushing his brother along the floor directly into the wall and the boy hits his head.
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The woman with the camera asks a young girl if she wants to drink from a bottle of vinegar in the kitchen and he girl says "yes." The woman pours some in a cup and gives it to the girl. The girl drinks it and coughs.
4636232
A young girl reacts with excitement as she holds a large icicle then it slips out of her hands, bonks her in the face and says "Now it's all gone" outside.
4105238
A young girl comes downstairs to see her birthday party set up and hits young boy in groin and says "oh my gosh" with excitement.
4634438
A young girl tries to push herself down a hill on a sled but she falls over. She gets up, throws it, and says, "Stupid sled!" She then trips and falls down the hill.
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A man walks around the perimeter of his pool as he cleans it. He falls in and says his phone is in his pocket. His flip flop floats away. Security Footage.
4215567
A young girl blows a leaf blower in a tot boy's face. The boy claps and says yes afterwards in a driveway.
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Action at the end, A woman struggles to sit on a tube in the snow as the wind blows and she talks then falls outdoors.
4070420
A man rides a hoverboard from the kitchen to the living room. He asks people off-camera if they'd like anything from the chateau. They say no, he rides away but slips and falls backwards onto his back. Everyone laughs.
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A man and woman pose for a photo on a beach when the woman says, "catch me" and quickly tries to jump in his arms but he fails to do so, and they both fall to the sand.
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A young boy asks his parents about a cake mold in the shape of a penis. The man and woman argue over who should answer. Eventually they tell him it is a penis and he says "eww" as he puts it away quickly.
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After hearing her young daughter pas gas, a mother asks whether she needs to go to the bathroom.
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A woman puts two M&M's on the table in front of a young girl and says not to touch them while she is in the bathroom. She walks out of the living room. The girl peeks over then grabs the M&M's and puts them in her mouth. The woman reappears and catches her. The girl freezes and makes a face.
4082692
A tot boy in a car says that he will be a police officer when he is older, but he will not grow up. A man asks him if he will be a child police officer, and he yells "no."
4082966
Two young boys make animal sounds at the behest of their parents while in a kitchen, before their mom asks, "What sound does Lucas make?" and one boy says, "Waaahh"!
4083208
A cat grabs a lemon with its mouth and drops in on a man's head while he sits on the living room couch. Others in the room laugh off-camera and the man says, "What's so funny?"
3773015
A man asks a young boy if he fed their pit bull dog in a living room, and he says "yes," then the man asks the dog if he was fed, and he looks at the camera and growls.
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A baby girl watches AFV on television and says "dada" when she sees Alfonso.
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A young girl in the kitchen says "Hey Alfonso, I wanna see more food sneaking videos," then puts a tub of candy under her shirt and walks away.
3850650
Two young girls say, "Hey Alfonso, we wanna see more makeup videos" in the living room.
3944031
A family makes a "happy birthday" video for a young boy, as a tot boy throws a tantrum and says, "I've been in enough pictures."
3984190
Two Bichon Frise dogs look out the window and bark at home, then a woman gasps loudly and says "oh my gosh, America's Funniest Home Videos is on." They turn around and run toward her.
3652245
A young girl says, "Hey Alfonso, I wanna see more" and a young girl appears and says, "magic videos" in the living room.
3826795
A young girl names parts of the body and says, "Boobies" and touches her breast indoors.
3631813
A young girl sits in a kitchen cabinet and another young girl walks over to close the door. One of the young girls stands outside the cabinet and says, "Hey Alfonso I want to see more magic trick videos" as the cabinet drawer opens and closes.
3822559
A group of kids say, "Hey Alfonso, we wanna see more waxing videos" and a man pulls wax from his nose in the living room.
4124376
In the living room a young boy says, 'Hey Alfonso, we want more drone videos' then releases a toy in his hand that flies off camera.
3986346
A chimney tumbles down as does the man who stands on a ladder working on it.
45210
"Jersey Shortie" Little boy cries in his car seat because "he can't be the Governor of New Jersey" because he's too small. Kids say.
66187
A woman sits in a homemade small plastic boat in a lake and the boat breaks apart and she says that she forgot to glue parts of it together.
23754
Dog has a whole slice of pizza on its head. Man says "Stay..." and when he commands the dog to "get it," dog flips pizza up and eats it. Silly pet tricks.
12565
Christmas Dork-Orations - Man jumps off the roof of his house and falls onto the patio. Man says his dad can put up his own damn lights and falls again.
3782545
A man shows a young girl and a young boy how to crack a hard boiled egg on their forehead in a dining-room. The boy does it and a raw egg splatters on his face. He says "too hard" and laughs.
3162338
A man asks a tot girl "Should I ask mommy a question" and the girl says "No". The man then proposes to the woman as the tot girl walks in front of the camera and records herself while the woman accepts proposal behind her at the beach.
3886882
A young boy and a young girl unwrap a blue teddy bear for a gender reveal in a living room, then a man and woman ask them what it is, and they yell "a bear." Then they ask the young boy and young girl what that means their baby sibling will be, and they say "blue." When they tell the young boy and young girl that their new sibling is a boy, the young boy says that he won.
4126925
A teen girl rides an electric scooter outdoors directly into the young woman behind the camera. They both crash to the ground. The young woman says, "This is the second time you've ran into me with a bike!"
4121472
A woman tells a tot girl in the living room that she has a spider on her pants. The tot girl screams, cries and shakes her legs. She asks the woman to get the spider off of her leg. The woman pushes in on the tot girl's pants to reveal that the pants have spider prints on them. The woman says, "They're Halloween pants. It was a joke. Was it a bad joke?" The tot girl says, "Oh... It made me cry."
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A tot boy stands in front of a washer in a room in the house and screams. A woman offscreen says she has the bra. At the end, she gives him the bra and he stops, puts it on his head, and walks away.
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