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"Shaking Those Hips for the Apocalypse" A teen boy on anesthesia thinks he is in a zombie apocalypse and yells at his mom to get off the floor and that he is safe on the couch. He then gets up and dances, but his mom says "the zombies are coming" and he screams and jumps back on the couch.
40s
3499071
A teen girl on anesthesia thinks she will lose forty pounds after she has her wisdom teeth out, and says "I feel like that had a little weight to them" and "Maybe that's what Jenny Craig did."
1m48s
3297013
A man on anesthesia scoots his body up the driveway and says "I'm walking on water, it's a miracle" and thinks he sees a shark. His wife tries to help him stand up, but he does not move and then continues to scoot.
50s
3131292
A sedated woman wonders if Mr. and Mrs. potato head are still married because the divorce rate is 50 percent. The nurse tells her Ken and Barbie are separated and she starts to cry in a dentist's office.
1m12s
3115196
A woman asks a sedated man in a hospital if he's excited for a newborn baby in the family. He says "I had a baby?", then he asks how he will be able to nurse it if another woman has it.
2m7s
3100515
A teen girl recovers from wisdom teeth surgery as she rides in a car and thinks that the needle mark from her blood draw is a tattoo. She then tells her mom about her blood clot in the mouth during surgery. Her mom then tells her that maybe the doctor took her blood to clone her and the girl says that she doesn't want that and cries. She also says that the doctor took her lips.
52s
2668820
A teen boy sits in the backseat of a car after dental surgery and gets upset and says his eyes are stuck open. His mom tells him to close them and he does and tells his eyes "good boys".
1m48s
1502136
A sedated teen boy thinks the car he is in is going to blow up. He tells the woman behind the camera to run while she can. The woman holds out her to help him out of the car and he says there isn't time for a handshake.
1m5s
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"Sedated Saber Skirmish" - Two sedated teen brothers ride in the back seat of a car. They pretend to have a lightsaber fight and one boy cries when he thinks he killed his brother.
1m21s
2432326
A sedated boy grabs the handle of a door on the inside of a car and says that it's a hot dog and that he wants to eat it. His mom makes him let go of it and then he grabs the air vent above him and says it's a cheeseburger. Then he thinks a box is a toilet and the seat in front of him is cotton candy.
1m12s
1058352
After dental surgery, a sedated teen girl asks her mother to smell a cheeseburger and gets mad at mom when she can't eat one.
1m16s
1528050
'Sedated and Elated" A sedated young man sits in a chair in a dentist office and talks about how much he likes this chair. A man tells him he has a chair at home too and that he and his mom bought it for him. The sedated man gets excited that he has a mom and continues to get excited as his dad lists off other people that are in their family.
38s
1279524
A sedated teen girl is sad that she can't get the cast on her nose signed. A woman tells the girl that she is not Beyonce and the girl takes offense.
1m5s
1413062
A sedated teen girl sits in a car and gets scared because she thinks her tongue is a dead animal.
1m4s
831514
A drugged woman wakes up after surgery and says "I thought I was going to be taller but when I look down my legs are still short."
15s
1432192
After wisdom tooth surgery, a man asks his sedated teen son how often he steals beer out of the refrigerator. The boy smiles and says, "a lot."
4m57s
1133506
A sedated teen girl cries in a car because she thinks the dentist took her dimples when they took out her wisdom teeth. At 01:50 she says that she'll be a crazy cat lady because her dimples were her "only chance of mating with someone."
1m51s
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