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A girl is playing doctor at home and says she is going to take her father's "Butt pressure".
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Young man does back flips from one hotel bed to another. He says "this will be the best one yet" & falls in between the 2 beds. Bonehead.
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A little boy brags that he got dressed all by himself. His dad pans down to show that he's wearing underwear over his pants. The boy says that's the way it's supposed to go.
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Priest prays during Mass holding up communion. Hear noises, then a boy runs behind priest followed by his mom. Church. Priest says he can't wait to see the video of that.
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A woman tells her baby granddaughter to say good morning repeatedly and the baby girl makes constipated faces before she loudly poops her diaper.
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"SHE HUNG UP ON ME" Boy on phone says, "what, hello?... she hung up on me!"
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Tot girl cries in living room because she wants dad to "get more beer," really just wants ring-pop from liquor store, dad calls her out on it. Caucasian.
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Guy welds through a sculpture and says, "that baby ain't goin nowhere" just before it falls.
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A man pretends to cry after saying bye to his daughter and son sending them off to their first day of school. He then turns on celebration music and pretends to throw a party with poppers and streamers.
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X-mas girl says she doesn't want gift, then says "Happy Holidays"
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Man leaning back on a recliner chair is sleeping, he gets a surprise wake up from an air horn and says "Goddamn you!"
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"I Don't Want To Grow Up" Tot boys at kindergarten/preschool graduation are asked what they want to be when they grow up. One says vampire bat and One boy says "I don't want to grow up."
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CHOCOLATE FACE DENIAL Chocolate-faced baby in high chair keeps saying "no" when asked if he ate the candy.
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"Mad About Poo" Woman steps in dog poop & gets mad / angry. She says "it's not funny."
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Kids say: Girl says "Jack Be Nimble" rhyme, and that she jumped over candlestick and "burned my butt!"
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Young boy suddenly starts crying when playing with his siblings. Boy says "I stepped on pee." He really stepped on the letter P.
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"I DON'T WANNA BE A GROWN-UP" Kids say: Kid cries "I don't want to be a grown up", he's scared of his loose tooth
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Bird talks to a fake plastic bird in its cage. He gives it kisses & says "Pretty bird."
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Man arrives in his truck for a surprise birthday party at the park. Man crashes his car into the car next to him. Young boy comes up & says "you should learn how to drive." Bonehead.
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Kids say: Girl pleads with dad and says, "I'll be so happy if you do it"
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