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"Bird Wants a Word" An exotic Cockatoo bird shouts and screams on a man's shoulder while it tries to get a man's attention as he works.
23s
3749372
A man wearing Heelys shoes slips on the carpet while trying to skate over to a woman and teenage boy at a church. In pain he yells "help me Jesus" while they laugh.
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3913017
A woman rides next to her younger sister on a roller coaster. The girl screams, "Help Me!" Her mother films from the next seat and laughs.
40s
3262268
A young boy leans over the edge of a porch to pick a puppy dog up out of deep winter snow in the yard. The boy climbs off the porch and onto the snow to help the dog. The snow collapses and the boy falls in with the dog and says "help me" to the woman with the camera.
12s
3803586
A man and woman pose for a photo on a beach when the woman says, "catch me" and quickly tries to jump in his arms but he fails to do so, and they both fall to the sand.
21s
4126925
A teen girl rides an electric scooter outdoors directly into the young woman behind the camera. They both crash to the ground. The young woman says, "This is the second time you've ran into me with a bike!"
36s
4121472
A woman tells a tot girl in the living room that she has a spider on her pants. The tot girl screams, cries and shakes her legs. She asks the woman to get the spider off of her leg. The woman pushes in on the tot girl's pants to reveal that the pants have spider prints on them. The woman says, "They're Halloween pants. It was a joke. Was it a bad joke?" The tot girl says, "Oh... It made me cry."
17s
4121000
On a safari, an ostrich steals a man's phone from the car and the man gets out and says "Give my phone back, bro," and later curses.
3m18s
3825893
A teen girl bandaged from surgery says she looks like a marshmallow and cries. She says "what if somebody makes me a s'more.".
10s
3931076
A young boy puts unseparated chop sticks to pinch his nose so that he doesn't have to "smell any farts from me"
25s
3774357
A tot boy tells a woman that "Bad Cooper" threw rocks in the grass yard and calls himself "Good Cooper." Then she asks if he should go to time out and he says "yeah, where is Bad Cooper" and the woman says "I'm looking at him." The boy turns and looks at her and says "me!?"
20s
4147082
Two young boys play with an indoor game of basketball and the boy with the ball bumps the other boy and that boy falls into a wall and puts a hole in the wall and says "Jacob, you slammed me into it," and there is a pause and the boy with the ball dunks the ball through the net and then starts to laugh.
39s
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A tot boy has boxing gloves on and has an imaginary fight with someone on the deck. He says, "You want some pizza from me?" He probably means, "You wanna piece of me?" Security Camera Footage.
14s
3867621
A woman knocks on a tot girl's bedroom door and says "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. I'm going to huff, and I'm going to puff." The tot girl opens the door, says "this is a brick house," and closes it again.
43s
4140841
A man captures a rat inside of a bird feeder on a patio when he then dangles it on a patio and assures a woman he won't put it on her. The rat then leaps out of the bird feeder and darts right towards her as she drops the camera and screams. She then yells at her husband and says, "he was comin' for me," as he giggles at her. First-person POV.
1m18s
4149866
A tot girl in the backyard by the pool sees a caterpillar on her leg. She yells, "He's on my pants! He's coming for me! Get him off!" A woman and a man off-camera laugh.
50s
3896700
"Little Donut Denier" A tot boy has chocolate on his face and stands next to an opened box of donuts. He says "the monster attacked me and gave me a donut."
58s
3849999
A man holds a tot boy in his car seat in front of video footage of a roller coaster on television. He shakes the car seat to go along with the roller coaster ride. The tot boy repeatedly yells "Daddy, let me off."
14s
3646050
A young girl says she is thankful for "love, my mommy and daddy and my house" and a boy asks, "What about me?" and she says, "Um, I don't wanna be thankful for you" in the living room.
23s
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A woman dances to Pour Some Sugar On Me. She crawls on a pool table and flips her head back and hits a hanging lamp.
12s
3579024
A woman says "how am I gonna stop you from barking in the back yard," to her Rottweiler dog, and the dog hits a button that says "put me in the front yard!"
59s
3580484
"Chihua-Wanna-Piece of Me?" A Chihuahua dog growls while he looks at the back of another Chihuahua dog. A woman turns the other dog around and both dogs growl louder at each other.
51s
3372672
A young boy sticks his arms out and approaches a goose bird by a pond, but then it takes a step towards him and he screams and runs away. He starts crying and says "He's gonna kill me."
1m9s
3408694
A tot girl cries while a woman tells her to sing "Happy Birthday" to a young boy in the dining room, they slide the cake over to the girl and she sings "Happy Birthday to me!"
1m26s
3441567
"Independent Little Lady" A tot girl tells her mom about a boy who tried to kiss her, and she says "I said no, only my parents do that." She then says "I'll tell you the truth, he's trying to like marry me here" and says she will not get married when she grows up and does not need a boy to take care of her.
12s
3731972
A woman feeds cows apples then a cow sneezes on her arm and she runs away and says, "It sneezed on me" on the farm.
21s
2909881
A man opens a champagne bottle and it explodes onto a senior woman's backside in the kitchen. She yells, "Stephen, you bum, you got me!" and the family laughs.
42s
3133597
A tot boy sits in the car and tells his mother that he doesn't want her to walk into school with him. She tells him she'll be sad, and the boy furrows his brow then says "awe fine, you can go in with me. Fine, I guess".
15s
3073520
A man with the camera on a golf course watches a bug push his golf ball toward the hole. The man says "It's gonna be a birdie. Help me bug!" and the bug pushes the ball into the hole and the man celebrates with his friend.
32s
3079694
A young girl hangs by her dress from a tree branch in the yard and repeatedly yells "get me down" while the woman behind the camera laughs at her.
50s
3137691
A man woman stumbles and falls over a chair, and a man does not react and says "you okay down there?" They then argue about whether or not she is drunk. Security footage.
1m54s
3174922
A senior man and a senior woman take their wedding vows at the altar, and when the officiant man says "If anything but death separates you and me" the groom's cellphone rings. The groom takes the phone out of his pocket and throws it on the floor as it continues to ring. The officiant picks up the phone and turns off the volume then says "It's Dustin...if he calls back I'll answer and say we're in a wedding."
7s
3113718
A young girl in a doorway says "Want to see me turn into a plushie?" then does a bad What the Fluff trick and leaves into a hallway then throws a plushie at the door in her place.
54s
3109081
A goat makes strange noises as it snorts and rams its head into a gate on a farm. A woman behind the camera stands outside of the gate next to another goat and says "it's mad that this one's next to me".
43s
2969932
A tot girl runs to an easter egg in a backyard and tries to pick it up while a man pulls it on a string to keep it out of reach. The girl repeatedly says, "Come to me" as the man raises and lowers the egg, then another tot girl tries to help but can't grab the egg either.
1m5s
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A woman plays hide and go seek with her tot boy in the house. The boy walks out from behind an easel and says "before you look for me I'm gonna tell you something. Don't look behind here because I don't want you to find me behind here".
40s
2923512
A young girl tells her dad that a boy in her class wants to marry her, and he says "you tell him that he has to ask me first, and I have a tractor and lots of ways to make him disappear."
59s
1617366
A young boy repeatedly says "leave me alone," in the backseat of a car each time his tot brother yells, but the younger brother doesn't listen and continues to annoy him. Sibling rivalry
13s
2067593
A young boy pets a goat then the goat bites him and he yells, he got me in the pee pee.
58s
2127889
A teen boy drives an ATV in the yard and loses control while he does a wheelie and falls off and the ATV drives away.
1m29s
2058307
When a mother teaches her tot son the alphabet he thinks the letter "U" is "Me".
10s
1878466
A young girl and a young boy sit in the dark with flashlights. He asks if she is scared of the dark, and she says "I don't think so, sweetheart, you can't scare me". Another young boy sneaks up behind her and yells and scares her.
21s
394443
A tot boy falls down in a Halloween Minion costume (from Despicable Me) and says "I'm okay!"
22s
2714738
A baby boy screams when his mom puts her fingers in a puppet in the book "Mommy and Me."
24s
2875312
A woman asks her young son why he cries and he says, "Because nobody is gonna say Happy Mother's Day to me".
28s
2767520
A man counts to ten while he stands in front of a closet his tot daughter hides inside. He says, "Ready or not, here I come" and his daughter replies, "I'm in the closet, daddy. Come and find me". He opens the door and his daughter yells, "You found me!"
9s
2810782
A woman tells her tot daughter that she is muddy as she has a few dirt marks on her clothes, but then her tot boy walks in completely covered in mud and asks, "what about me?"
21s
1182144
Two girls and a horse dance to the song "Whip and nae nae" outdoors.
45s
1588820
A woman tries to trick her teen daughter with the penny water bottle trick. The girl takes the towel off the b ttle and then beats her mother to the punch by squirting her mother with water. Prank backfires. The woman is shocked and says "She lied to me!" to the camera as she dries off her face. Practical joke
4s
1954277
Funny sign: The marquee under a Midas sign reads, "Boss told me to change the sign so I did."
45s
454386
A young woman and girl sit at home with their hands up in surrender. The woman says, "It wasn't me! I'm innocent!" A toy projectile hits and sticks to the woman's tongue.
20s
1740904
A cat swats at a tot boy and the boy says, "Are you kidding me?"
22s
1985653
A young boy shows his father a bullfrog frog then runs in and shows his pregnant mother then the woman says "don't let that jump on me" and the young son throws it at her and she screams and is slow to stand up.
1m29s
1946737
A young girl tells her sister to "drop and give me 40" the girl counts to 40 instead of doing push ups. The older sister finally explains what she has to do.
35s
1895021
"Pie Face About-Face" - A boy loses the pie face game to his sister in the kitchen and gets upset because he doesn't know it's whipped cream on his face. He wipes it off, but then he tastes it and stops being upset. Snapchat text: "Who gave me these kids?!" Laugh emoji visible.
38s
2364857
A senior woman says "all you ever do is make fun of me anyway" then she sits down in a living room recliner chair and it makes a loud fart noise and her family laughs.
30s
99063
Little girl in the back of the car with tot sister. little girl says she wants to drive. Man driving says "if i let you drive who is gonna work the pedals?" there is a quiet moment. then the tot girl in her carseat begins to raise her hand. She says "me" ever so cute.
29s
247236
Parrot says "Are you talking to me?" "Do I amuse you?" "Excuse me?" Trash talking parrot. Bird
1m26s
216882
Tot boy can't find his favorite Tigger stuffed toy. He realizes Tigger has been in his arms the whole time & says "He was playing a joke on me."
27s
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