1m22s
3439138
A woman finds a turtle on the side of the road, and she goes to pick it up to help it but it snaps at her and she says "I don't like it, I can't do it."
40s
4196020
A woman wears virtual reality goggles while the person holding the camera sprays her crotch from across the room with a water bottle. Eventually the woman touches her pants and, feeling the wet fabric, believes that she accidentally urinated on herself.
13s
4469486
A family sings "Happy Birthday" to a young boy at home, then he says "I wish I had a better cake" before he blows out his candles.
20s
3797537
A pizza delivery driver offers to open the front door to a man's house when he accepts multiple pizzas. The man says "no, I got it," then he trips and falls, but he catches the pizza. Security footage.
1m4s
4540862
A mother tells her young son that she is pregnant with his baby brother at home, and the boy says "I love brothers." She tells him what the baby's name will be, and he suggests "Helicopter Mayonnaise" as a name instead.
1m7s
4565934
A young girl warns her mom about a spiderweb on a front porch, but the mom doesn't pay attention and runs into it as she shrieks and flails in a front yard. The girl then says, "I told you so!" Security footage.
25s
2540143
A tree branch falls on top of a man in the yard when he jumps with a rope attached between him and the tree to make it break.
34s
3276076
A young girl makes a video message for her grandpa and says "I really love you, and I hope you're not dead."
42s
3684065
A young girl rides a rocking horse and repeatedly says "I gotta slow down, Poppy slow down," but she does not slow down and eventually she just falls off.
31s
3731642
A young girl sits on the back of a boat and says, "I can do this!" while she motivates herself to pull a large crab into the boat. She cheers for herself and celebrates!
4m9s
3197402
A man does the borrowed hands challenge with his young kid's hands. The child struggles to reach different items on the table with their short arms, and assembles a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. They put jelly onto the lid of the jar, and the father says "I like to put it on the lid just to keep it safe for the next time".
27s
370519
A twenty-month-old girl stood at the end of the slip-n-slide. Her father thought he would be able to slide right up to her but the man couldn't stop and plows into her.
12s
2860702
"Baby Likes Baby Backs" A tot girl eats meat off a rib at a restaurant while her mother sits next to her and says to the camera, "Okay, so I don't think she's going to be a vegetarian like mom". Featured talent cleared only (two women in the b.g. of the restaurant are *not* cleared).
7s
4023347
A teen girl practices on the uneven bars and falls and lands on the ground and says "I just landed like Spiderman" in a gym.
12s
3641217
A young boy and girl get into the flour in the pantry, covering themselves.
9s
3340555
A young girl does a back flip on a trampoline in the yard. She lands on her knees and bounces off the edge of the trampoline. She almost falls, but lands on her legs. The woman with the camera asks if she is okay and the girl says "yeah, I landed it."
22s
3615583
While he sits on a couch, a young boy hugs and licks the cat. He says "that's just how I say I love her." He then wipes his mouth.
1m1s
3426949
Two young boys play basketball in a driveway. The older brother blocks the younger brother and the younger brother gets frustrated and throws the ball onto the ground and it bounces back and hits him in the face. He runs inside the house and both boys scream off camera because his nose is bleeding. The older boy says, "I think he's dying" at the end. Security footage.
44s
3397493
A young boy shows his mom a poster of a woman in a bikini he found in the garage. His mom asks if they should throw it away, and he says "no I can put this in my room."
42s
4420371
A young man tries to hop on an in ground trampoline in a yard but the trampoline caves in and the man falls down. Three dogs run to check on him as the man gets up and limps towards the camera. He says, "I hope I got that."
34s
3712773
A teen girl and a woman each sled down a snow hill. The woman's sled goes all the way into the street. She says, "I think I just fractured my sacrum."
1m33s
3907435
A man sits in a chair on a front porch. The chair breaks and the man falls. A woman walks up to him and says, "I just peed my pants." The man says, "Maybe I should go on a diet." A young girl walks out and laughs. Security footage.
17s
4335510
A man lays in a hammock in the basement and a pole rips away from the wall and he falls and a woman on the steps stomps her foot and says "what did I just say!". Security footage.
12s
4506652
A man in the kitchen wears a cup on his head and says, "I trust my daughter." A young girl tries to hit the cup off the dad's head with a belt but misses and hits him the face.
31s
4083022
After hearing her young daughter pas gas, a mother asks whether she needs to go to the bathroom.
9s
3416134
A young girl in the kitchen says "Hey Alfonso, I wanna see more food sneaking videos," then puts a tub of candy under her shirt and walks away.
5s
3652245
A young girl says, "Hey Alfonso, I wanna see more" and a young girl appears and says, "magic videos" in the living room.
38s
3631813
A young girl sits in a kitchen cabinet and another young girl walks over to close the door. One of the young girls stands outside the cabinet and says, "Hey Alfonso I want to see more magic trick videos" as the cabinet drawer opens and closes.
38s
3162338
A man asks a tot girl "Should I ask mommy a question" and the girl says "No". The man then proposes to the woman as the tot girl walks in front of the camera and records herself while the woman accepts proposal behind her at the beach.
10s
4078088
A senior woman holds an umbrella in the kitchen while water leaks heavily through the ceiling. She asks, "What should I do?"
27s
1064218
A tot boy looks up close at a turkey before the turkey flaps its wings and scares him. The boy screams as the turkey continues to follow him while his dad pulls him away. The mom admonishes the turkey and says "I will eat you!"
36s
4129656
A tot boy uses a knife to cut carrots into different sizes at home. Then he holds up each one and says "this is the mommy one, and this is the daddy one, and this is the baby one, and this is the sissy one." A woman asks the tot boy if the carrots will go into their pot roast, and the tot boy says "no, this is family, I can't put family in the pot roast."
28s
3833604
A young girl chases a cow out of her backyard but the cow runs through her swing set, knocking it down. The girl says, "I didn't want that to happen."
56s
3761834
A woman asks a young boy for help with the dishes and he tells her "You're 40 and I'm 4, so I think you're old enough to do it by yourself... I believe in you" in the dining-room. Kids say.
43s
3679289
A tot girl pulls a bottle of ranch dressing out of her Christmas stocking. She lifts it up and says, "I got ranch!" She the proceeds to walk around the room and show it off.
13s
4031611
A young boy runs down a hallway with a helmet on and holding a broom. He says, "I am a ninja" over and over. Then he runs into the wall, falls, and says he is OK.
15s
3957460
A woman asks a young boy if he did something in a living room, and he says "I said no. O-N."
21s
3678957
A man asks why a woman bought the "Jack O' Lantern" seeds? The woman points to the picture on the seed package and answers that those seeds will come with the Jack O' Lantern face, unlike other seeds that didn't come with the face. The man explains, "they aren't going to grow that way." The woman patiently insists that they will, and as proof points to the package label that says "Jack-O' Lantern." The man says, "oh, okay."
26s
3983655
A senior woman sits in front of a birthday cake with candles in a dining room. She says "I got no wind left" before she blows out the candles, and she farts while she blows on them.
35s
4056884
A tot girl in the backseat of a car is asked by a woman why she wants to visit her uncle. The tot girl says she loves her uncle. The woman asks, "is it because he has donuts?" The tot girl pauses and says, "I love donuts."
12s
3833494
A tot girl sits at a table and eats an orange slice. A woman says, "You're adorable." The tot responds, "I�m not adorable, I�m frickn' cute!"
1m9s
3942562
A dog riding in a car whines and it sounds like he says, "I love you." Other kids in the car say "I love you too."
29s
3756521
"All the Planets and One Big Moon" A young boy shows a woman his chalk art of the solar system on a sidewalk. Then she asks another tot boy what he drew, and he says "I drew my butt." Brothers. Yard.
16s
3842236
A young girl plays drums in a living room while off-camera a young boy shouts "you're terrible!" The girl shouts back, "I can't hear you."
1m0s
3816363
A woman tells two tot girls that their grandpa is their dad's dad. One girl makes a surprised face and says "Whoa, I didn't know my dad has a dad."
30s
3811058
A tot boy makes a wish and says, "I want a new family" then blows out a candle in the dining room.
7s
4132436
A cow moos on the side of the road and a man off-camera says "what?" and the cow moos again and he says "I thought that's what you said".
33s
4094631
A senior man tells a young girl on a bed that two other kids told him she slumbered in the bed, in a bedroom. The girl says they're lying. A woman offscreen asks what she does in bed. The girl says, "Sleep! What do you think I do?" The woman asks if the girl knows what slumber means. She says, "Snore." The woman corrects her.
42s
4107489
A teen girl cries as she sits in the driver's seat of a car. She says, "I can't do this." A woman tells her to turn the wheel. The teen says, "which way?"
59s
4050063
A tot girl says "I have/want a boyfriend" to her adult father as they sit in a living room, before he says, "Nope, no way," playfully back to her.
13s
3174533
A tot boy tells his mom that his baby brother wants to break his Lego tower. The woman says "I don't think he's trying to break it," but then the baby breaks the tower.
10s
4103677
"To The Butt Cave!" A tot girl holds a dogs tail up and looks at its butt with a flashlight and says "I see a cave" in the living-room. A woman says "Leave her alone."
1m12s
3992683
A teen girl in a hospital is under anesthesia. She says she was so brave. Then she says that someone had a weird accent from "Britland." Then she cries because she thinks the cracker bag she opens is empty. A woman shows her the crackers are inside. The girl says, "I knew that."
20s
4149380
A young girl rides a scooter over to a security camera on a driveway. She sniffs the camera, says "I need to clean my nose," and rides away. Security footage.
40s
3491604
A teen girl tries to wear heels at a Goodwill then says "I could be a model" and falls on the floor.
25s
4008079
A tot girl sits under a table at home while she watches a video on a tablet and cries. A woman asks her what is wrong. She says "I want unicorns to be in this world."
7s
3882493
A woman says "I love you" to a French bulldog dog at home, and it sounds like the dogs says "I love you" back.
2m2s
4016033
A woman shows a whiteboard in a living room, where she has nearly finished a round of the game "Hangman" with a young boy. The board reads "I want to go to Arkansas on va_ation," and the young boy tries to pronounce the last word in various ways but cannot figure out what it says. At the end of the clip, he yells "oh, 'vacation!'"
48s
4094999
A man lies on a couch in a living room as a baby boy sucks on the man's nose. The man says, "I can't breathe through my nose!"
9s
3899638