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A teen girl screams and cries and says her tongue fell out but it is just a bloody piece of gauze and a woman tries to tell her but she is loopy from dental surgery in the car. In another clip the girl thinks the woman is part of a secret cult of people that reattach tongues.
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"His Mudder's Butter Joke" A teen boy under anesthesia says his lips are numb and laughs in a dentist office. Then the woman tells a joke about butter and the teen laughs very loudly and explains why the joke is funny. Then he says, "We need some of this at home, mom."
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A teen girl in a hospital is under anesthesia. She says she was so brave. Then she says that someone had a weird accent from "Britland." Then she cries because she thinks the cracker bag she opens is empty. A woman shows her the crackers are inside. The girl says, "I knew that."
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A teen boy under anesthesia in a car says, "Never marry a math teacher." Then he says he just needs a robot to do math for him.
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A young girl enters a house after oral surgery. Loopy from the anesthesia, she looks at her dog, cries and leaves the house.
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A young girl in a neck brace at the hospital exclaims "wow!" after her a woman off camera tells her she fell and broke her arm.
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"Shaking Those Hips for the Apocalypse" A teen boy on anesthesia thinks he is in a zombie apocalypse and yells at his mom to get off the floor and that he is safe on the couch. He then gets up and dances, but his mom says "the zombies are coming" and he screams and jumps back on the couch.
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A teen girl in a car tells a woman that the dentist took her tongue, lips, and throat instead of her wisdom teeth, then she says "I thought I was going to get a boob job." Her mom says she doesn't need a boob job and she says "They're saggy like grandma's."
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A teen girl on anesthesia thinks she will lose forty pounds after she has her wisdom teeth out, and says "I feel like that had a little weight to them" and "Maybe that's what Jenny Craig did."
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A man on anesthesia scoots his body up the driveway and says "I'm walking on water, it's a miracle" and thinks he sees a shark. His wife tries to help him stand up, but he does not move and then continues to scoot.
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After having an epidural, a man in a car takes a bite out of a chicken nugget with his mask on. He says it "tastes like paper" then a woman laughs and helps him remove the mask.
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A teen boy under anesthesia asks a woman in the car if he is dumb now after they took out his wisdom teeth.
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A teen girl passes out as she rambles to her mother after a wisdom teeth surgery in the car. She asks if she looks like Kylie Jenner, then looks at her reflection and says she's ugly then passes out again and says "Stay alert Rylee, my gosh you're better than this come on!"
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A teen girl recovers from wisdom teeth surgery as she rides in a car and thinks that the needle mark from her blood draw is a tattoo. She then tells her mom about her blood clot in the mouth during surgery. Her mom then tells her that maybe the doctor took her blood to clone her and the girl says that she doesn't want that and cries. She also says that the doctor took her lips.
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A teen boy recovers from dental surgery and thinks that an ice pack is a juice box. He then also thinks that the ice pack is a phone and talks to his friend. anesthesia
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A woman in a car cries after wisdom teeth surgery because the hospital's scale said she weighs 165 not 155.
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A teen girl rides in a car after wisdom teeth surgery and cries because there's holes in her mouth and she holds a milkshake and says to her mom "AND ALL I GET IS THIS?! MY TEETH GRINDED UP?!"
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A teen girl on anesthesia speaks with a southern accent, and her mom asks her why she talks like that and the girl cries and says she wasn't and asks why she would talk in a southern accent, then she says she doesn't care what anyone thinks of her because she is amazing.
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A teen girl cries in the car and asks for a search of anyone who can make bacon and spaghetti in pudding form while she's loopy on medication from a dental surgery.
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A teen girl sits in a car with her mom and recovers from dental surgery and a piece of gauze falls out of her mouth. She thinks her tongue fell out and screams repeatedly and gets upset.
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A teen girl loopy on pain medication cries in the car when her mother tells her she didn't get a sticker after her wisdom teeth surgery.
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A teen girl sits in a car in a driveway after wisdom teeth surgery. She looks at her mom and doesn't recognize her and says "You're not my momma!" She slides out of the car and says her feet don't work and she doesn't have legs.
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A teen girl sits in a car and recovers from dental surgery and her mom takes the gauze out of her mouth. The teen gets scared and cries hysterically and says her mom took out her tongue.
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A teen boy sits in the backseat of a car after dental surgery and gets upset and says his eyes are stuck open. His mom tells him to close them and he does and tells his eyes "good boys".
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A man lies in a hospital bed. He tries to drink apple juice from a bottle with a straw but the anesthesia has affected his coordination or depth perception because he pokes his face with the straw and can't find his mouth.
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A teen boy after wisdom teeth surgery tells his mom that he is so in control that he can say his alphabet backwards, then proceeds to say them perfectly in a car. At the end he crosses his arms and says "boom".
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A teen girl rides in a car after wisdom teeth surgery and gets upset when her mom tells her spring break trip is cancelled. She says "I have my passport and everything, it's so cute, it's the best one in the family!"
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A teen girl is upset in the car after her wisdom teeth were removed. She yells, "I need some chap stick my lips are dry like the Sahara Desert!"
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A teen boy, recovering from dental surgery, rides in a car and says that he feels like a girl because he is crying. His dad tells him that women cry because of men and he asks what men did.
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A teen girl talks to 'Santa' on a remote and thinks her two cats are lions after wisdom teeth surgery.
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A teen boy and teen girl, recovering from dental surgery, ride in a car and talk about ice cream. The gauze fall out of the teen boy's mouth and he screams in horror because he thinks that it is his tongue.
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A teen girl cries after dental surgery to remove her wisdom teeth because her grandma mentions the anesthesia and the girl says that she promised her mom that she would never do drugs then she looks over and sees her mom and says "she was here the whole time."
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"Blast with the Laughing Gas" - A woman tries to help a teen boy across the room to the couch and he stops to dance and sing because he is on anesthesia after wisdom tooth removal surgery
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A sedated boy grabs the handle of a door on the inside of a car and says that it's a hot dog and that he wants to eat it. His mom makes him let go of it and then he grabs the air vent above him and says it's a cheeseburger. Then he thinks a box is a toilet and the seat in front of him is cotton candy.
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"Babbling Battling Brothers" Two teen boys, recovering from dental surgery, argue in the back of the car about whether or not one of them is strong. One says that the other hits like a girl and then they argue about who had the better wisdom teeth. One says he doesn't want to lose gains by not going to the gym. Brothers. Sibling rivalry.
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A man lying in a hospital bed after surgery complains to a woman that he always wanted a monkey and she would not let him get one.
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An adult man, recovering from surgery, eats food in a car and bites into a hamburger that still has the paper wrapping on it.
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Teen girl in car had her wisdom teeth removed, she's disoriented from the drugs and talks funny. She loved the doctors, her parents, & everyone. She wants a milkshake, & to take her pants off. Very long for edit.
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After dental surgery, a sedated teen girl asks her mother to smell a cheeseburger and gets mad at mom when she can't eat one.
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"Woozy Woman" Husband drives wife home after having her wisdom teeth pulled. She's still groggy from the anesthetic, says funny things. Dentist. Woozy. Says "shy is ice so cold?" Long for edit. Drugged. Tooth. dental. surgery.
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"Recovery Room Rambler" A teen girl cries, loopy from anesthesia in a dentist's office, saying "She's sorry, she loves everyone, and she thinks she lost her tongue. She also asked her mom if God's in her mouth when her mom says there's gauze in her mouth. Several cuts in clip. Subtitles for what she says.
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A teen girl in a car rambles about girls being pretty and Prince William being hot while drugged after getting her wisdom teeth pulled.
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A teen girl wakes up from surgery in a hospital indoors and asks her mom if she can watch a Channing Tatum movie when she gets home because she wants Channing Tatum to come see her in the hospital and gets disappointed when her mom tells her he's not coming. She says he better have his shirt off in his next film, then gets excited about watching "Magic Mike" but her mom says she can't watch it.
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"Anesthesia Amnesia" A woman, recovering from dental surgery, rides in a car and a man has to explain to her that she has kids and she hates their initials and learns that she doesn't like her last name.
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A teen girl, recovering from dental surgery, thinks that one of her nurses is Hillary Clinton as she rides in a car and accuses Hillary Clinton of stealing her chin.
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A teen boy, recovering from dental surgery, rides in a car and says that his tongue feels bigger than his future.
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A young woman on anesthesia cries because she thinks she lives at an Arby's.
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A drugged woman wakes up after surgery and says "I thought I was going to be taller but when I look down my legs are still short."
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A teen boy and teen girl, both recovering from wisdom teeth surgery, ride in a car and talk to each other. The girl says that her brother is ugly and she cries and then the teen boy says to her "Man up, soldier!"
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