18s
4539675
A man at the dining room asks a young boy what he wants to be when he grows up. The son answers a ninja-paleontologist-engineer- scientist-teacher. When the dad asks a tot girl the same questions she says, "A candy cane."
28s
4568540
A woman outside warms her hands next to a fire. Someone throws sparklers into the fire which causes it to grow. The woman runs away and says, "What's wrong with you?"
35s
4082692
A tot boy in a car says that he will be a police officer when he is older, but he will not grow up. A man asks him if he will be a child police officer, and he yells "no."
21s
3678957
A man asks why a woman bought the "Jack O' Lantern" seeds? The woman points to the picture on the seed package and answers that those seeds will come with the Jack O' Lantern face, unlike other seeds that didn't come with the face. The man explains, "they aren't going to grow that way." The woman patiently insists that they will, and as proof points to the package label that says "Jack-O' Lantern." The man says, "oh, okay."
51s
3887288
A tot girl in a car seat asks the man driving if he is really sure that a belly gets bigger when babies grow in them. The man says he is sure.
12s
3930266
A tot girl says "When I grow up I'm going to be a slide" and a woman off-camera tells her to show how she would be a slide. The girl leans against a couch and she bends backwards into a slide shape. Snapchat video, Graphic text added. Living room
1m26s
3441567
"Independent Little Lady" A tot girl tells her mom about a boy who tried to kiss her, and she says "I said no, only my parents do that." She then says "I'll tell you the truth, he's trying to like marry me here" and says she will not get married when she grows up and does not need a boy to take care of her.
52s
3043791
A young boy smiles after he loses his first tooth, and she says "you promised you would not grow up anymore" and he says "that's what life is sometimes." She asks him how he feels and he says "I feel like a man."
16s
2680621
A tot girl cries because she doesn't want to be a grown up because she doesn't want to eat salad.
20s
2485617
A tot girl says she needs to eat a banana so she can grow. Her mom asks why and the tot says she needs to grow now.
55s
2714022
A young boy cries after he cuts a strip of his hair off on the top middle of his head. He asks if it'll grow back in the morning and his mom says no, and he cries harder and asks if he still has to go to school the next morning.
19s
2737986
A woman asks a young girl in the living room what she wants to be when she grows up and she says a turn signal and makes the noise a blinker makes.
16s
2853955
A man asks his tot daughter why she wants to be a mommy when she grows up and the girl says, "so I can boss everyone around all the time."
20s
2528442
A tot boy buries two toy motorcycles in his grandmother's garden while he tells her it's so they'll grow big enough for him to ride.
44s
2269438
A young boy admits that he ate his tot brother's cookie after their mother tells them that every time they lie their nose grows.
26s
2213677
"Growing Up Is Hard to Do" A tot boy groans and makes a fist his mom off camera asks what he's doing the tot says he is trying to grow up.
1m33s
728342
A young boy eats food outdoors and tells the camera he wants to be fat and have "man-boobs." His family laughs and the boy explains that his dad has man-boobs, then describes how big his dad's boobs are and lifts his shirt to show that he's growing up.
20s
306746
Mom (filming) asks tot daughter what she wants to be when she grows up. Tot says 'a cop.' Mom asks why, tot says 'because I like donuts!' Kids say.
43s
644046
A senior man sits beside a cake that appears to be on fire due to the 72 trick candles on it and he struggles to blow out the candles, causing the flames to shrink and grow repeatedly as he and a woman next to him fail at extinguishing the candles.
38s
307130
A little boy tot tells his dad behind the camera that he will grow up to have a bigger 'pee pee' than him some day. The dad laughs but doesn't like the idea. kids say.
39s
304944
A little girl plays with her fast food. She says she wants to 'grow a burger tree for you' and pulls seeds off burger. Hamburger.
53s
98481
Young boy is upset, cries because his mom cut half of his hair with clippers and then the buzzer died. He says "I want my hair to grow back" then tells mom to gu buy him some Rogaine. Over dramatic.
31s
23s
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AA: Wishes. Best man hopes bride doesn't grow a big butt. (buttock)
54s
507798
A little boy brags that he got dressed all by himself. His dad pans down to show that he's wearing underwear over his pants. The boy says that's the way it's supposed to go.
45s
235970