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A baby gets baptized in a church. Then the priest holds the baby up. Everyone in the audience claps. The baby claps and smiles too. Featured talent cleared only (the priest, the child and the four adults in the foreground gathered around the baptismal font).
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Kids say: Bible reader says "on the 7th day, God was arrested"
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At a baptism a priest asks a girl a series of questions and when he asks where she's going, instead of answering "Heaven" she answers "Disney World."
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